My mate rang me on Saturday to meet him for a drink in town Saturday night, he said he was going to meet a bunch of lads from his workplace, when I got to the pub he was with a woman he has been seeing behind his wifes back, and he is leaving his wife for her. His wife texted me Sunday morning asking me where he was coz he did not ome home Saturday night puttiing me in a very awkward position, as I had to lie to her saying I met him on his own and left after a couple of pints!
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Nice mate.
What an arse - first of all for doing that to his wife, and also for putting you in such an awkward position.
Stay well out of it. Tell him if he ever puts you on the spot like that again, you'll spill. It's not your grubby little secret after all, and he has no right to involve you, or expect you to keep quiet for him.
Stay well out of it. Tell him if he ever puts you on the spot like that again, you'll spill. It's not your grubby little secret after all, and he has no right to involve you, or expect you to keep quiet for him.
I'd inform him that that was the very last time you will ever lie for him.
What a shame, he wasn't honest with you before meeting you in the pub.then you could have made a decision.
Tell him to sort it with his wife, do the right thing and come clean and you're never going to lie for him again 
He knows that if he had told me he was meeting her I would not have turned up, she seems a bit immature if yuo ask me, a few months ago he was calling her a psycho.
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He knows that if he had told me he was meeting her I would not have turned up
That is so devious - some mate he is! Have nothing to do with it, Pooly.
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That is so devious - some mate he is! Have nothing to do with it, Pooly
I'd say the same thing too. Rotten git!
I WISH HIM CRABS
What Toid said - distance yourself from him now 
no friend would ever put you in this position.
no friend would ever put you in this position. 
i'd dump him, he doesn't consider you a friend if he has to lie to you too. i certainly wouldn;t stick around for him to use as an alibi!..which i expect he was using you for.
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I WISH HIM CRABS
He sounds like a prize wazzock Poolie. Get rid.
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I WISH HIM CRABS
ROFL Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you Gypsie 
yayyy there they are the HO AVENGERS !
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yayyy there they are the HO AVENGERS !
PMSL
I used to go crabbing on Brixham pier when I was younger. With a bucket and a line. They didn't look like those critters though! 
Gyps! Ho Avengers!
I had a mate who got wed and went through a mini fling with a YOUNG guy at her work at the same time. STupid caaah! I have no idea what she was playing at, also her hubby was a good friend of mine too, one of those couples where you genuinely like them both, know what i mean? Anyway one time she turned up with her workshag when she was meeting me and I just left, couldn't be arsed with it.