Ok, so the other day I gave you all the opportunity to win an amazing, imaginary prize.
All you lot had to do was name my useless man nipples. I want to thank you for all your responses but I have now picked my winner.
In 3rd place with 'Dollop' and 'Doris' its Scotty!!!! *clap, clap, clap, clap*
In 2nd place with 'Big Daddy' and 'Giant Haystacks' its Blizzie!!! *clap, clap, clap, clap*
However the winner of 'Name My Nips', with the rather cleverly named: 'Rooky' and 'Raw' goes to Smarting Buttocks!!!!! *CHEER*
Well done Smarting Buttocks, you have won a weekend away, for 1, in a 1 star B&B, situated on the M1! I hope you have a lovely time.
Thank you to everyone else for taking part, join me next week for 'Name my Bollocks'. But for now, me, Rooky and Raw must bid farewell. *waves manically*
All you lot had to do was name my useless man nipples. I want to thank you for all your responses but I have now picked my winner.
In 3rd place with 'Dollop' and 'Doris' its Scotty!!!! *clap, clap, clap, clap*
In 2nd place with 'Big Daddy' and 'Giant Haystacks' its Blizzie!!! *clap, clap, clap, clap*
However the winner of 'Name My Nips', with the rather cleverly named: 'Rooky' and 'Raw' goes to Smarting Buttocks!!!!! *CHEER*
Well done Smarting Buttocks, you have won a weekend away, for 1, in a 1 star B&B, situated on the M1! I hope you have a lovely time.
Thank you to everyone else for taking part, join me next week for 'Name my Bollocks'. But for now, me, Rooky and Raw must bid farewell. *waves manically*
Booooooooooooo! Fix! 
has it started yet ? i'm always in too quick
