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Oh I wish I had taken photo's of the different expressions I have just watched on my boy's face.

He was googling something, for school I think.... I hear him sniggering away... I look up and he is sitting with his laptop, sniggering like Bevis (from Bevis & Butthead).

He got as far as "What are..." and as the drop down box brings up the suggested search titles... second suggestion was...

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for fruit salad"

He tells me this, and I dismiss it.... the little sod then clicks on this result.... I know this as his eyes widen and he looks at me with a confused/disapproving expression and says "its a sex tips book for women"....

"oh" I say.... "well, now you know..... "

I then hear an almightly " EURGGHHHH "... and he looks horrified.... I panic, thinking he is actually reading this book.... when I ask him this I get a fleeting stroppy look, before he reverts to horrified...

"what? what is it then?" I ask... getting concerned....

"its by Vanessa Feltz" he stuttered!

I can't stop laughing at his disgust!

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LowonIQMember

bet you were well relieved after you stopped laughing

slimfernMember VIP

Funny!

Former Member

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Get the Feltz filter on immediately woman!

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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Get the Feltz filter on immediately woman!

I think its an outrage Safe Search is not filtering the Feltz!!!

Its proper traumatised him though, I don't think I need to worry about any inappropriate internet action from him for, oooh, a few days!

Former Member

Heheh! Poor boything.. that'll be him off busty blondes for life

Former Member

( and that's me done with strawberries as a result of the very thought!)

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

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that'll be him off busty blondes for life

I did think that!

I must bookmark this incident in my memory....

Queen of the High TeasMember

Poor kid, he'll be scarred for life!

Former Member

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I must bookmark this incident in my mammary....

oooh , I say!

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Wrongness Slinkeh! Wrongness!

SaintMember 10 years

VICIOUS . . . CALL THE nspcc

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