I never want to see either of them again...but if push comes to shove, I suppose Jordan is marginally less offensive.....but on the other hand....errr! ummmmm!

Is kicking them both out of the plane on the way there allowed?

I dont like either

Could I suggest a plane accident involving all of 'em and in particular the Ant n Dec.

Jordan, no question.  Katona is mentally ill, Jordan is just repellant.

Jordan,awful bint.

Katona....

i cant stand katona. she would have to go first. cant stand jordan any more either but id rather her than the katona

No question about it ..... Katona out first

They're both repulsive but Katona to go by a nano second.

Chuck Jordan into a piranha and crocodile-infested swamp - with Katona tied to her, to weigh her down.

Very evil, but me likee

Jordan would just have the edge for me, I just can't stand her. Nothing to do with her split with Peter either, I think they were both well matched.

I wouldn't kick either of them out - but I would make sure that they both did a task on the first day involving nice deadly funnel web spiders

Oh gawd, it's like Sophies Choice all over again
But in reverse.
I'm voting for Demantoids genius solution
Although with all that Botox and the inflatable boobs I think Jordan will need more ballast so I will suggest we attach Cheryl Cole somewhere too

She only weighs about as much as damp pillowcase. How about attaching her lovely hubby too?

Funny you should ask that

i wouldn't kick either of them out






leave the bitches there i say

And i thought at first you wanted them all for yourself,

ITV will fix it so Jordan gets easy tasks and therefore money in their pockets. The public will think different IMO though. Reckon Sam Fox could be onto a winner if she completes the tasks and keeps her wits about her. Her past experiences of TV appearances have gone tits up- so lets hope she has learned from those. She has impressed me so far though

*sniggers childishly*