I've been out all evening with a tape measure, accosting men in the street to help with MoFo's scientific study...and all I got was a couple of phone numbers and a warning from a copper....
Bah.
I've been out all evening with a tape measure, accosting men in the street to help with MoFo's scientific study...and all I got was a couple of phone numbers and a warning from a copper....
I've been out all evening with a tape measure, accosting men in the street to help with MoFo's scientific study...and all I got was a couple of phone numbers and a warning from a copper....
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9.25 exactly. Oops soz mis-read what we woz measuring
What did you measure, your lappy batteries 
The fact that I actually did just measure the distance is probably the low point of my web infiltrated life.
Has it come to this?
Has it come to this?
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've been out all evening with a tape measure, accosting men in the street to help with MoFo's scientific study...and all I got was a couple of phone numbers and a warning from a copper.
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The fact that I actually did just measure the distance is probably the low point of my web infiltrated life.
Yes, and what was it?Reference: LowonIQ
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Well, maybe...but it's not exactly pushing back the frontiers of science, is it? 
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Bah. I've been out all evening with a tape measure, accosting men in the street to help with MoFo's scientific study...and all I got was a couple of phone numbers and a warning from a copper...
Made the same mistake as me then Reference:
Well, maybe...but it's not exactly pushing back the frontiers of science, is it?
were the fellas no good then?
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Bah. I've been out all evening with a tape measure, accosting men in the street to help with MoFo's scientific study...and all I got was a warning from a copper....
We all love a man in uniform no matter how far his nips are apart. Reference:
The fact that I actually did just measure the distance is probably the low point of my web infiltrated life. Has it come to this?
Fraid so Prof Would have done the same but a cold steel tape measure on the chest this time of the morning was too painfull 
Just fib-- and say 9.25 to everything like me. Or add a few inches Reference:
We all love a man in uniform no matter how far his nips are apart
With you there, i once had a fireman, only lasted a couple of months, but wow the fun, it was the best Reference:
Yes, and what was it?
3", 3", 3", 4", 4", 4", 3", 3", 2.5"
I have udders.
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profile 764 Forum Posts Today at 00:58 Reference: Yes, and what was it? 3", 3", 3", 4", 4", 4", 3", 3", 2.5" I have udders.
hey prof. don't milk it Reference:
With you there, i once had a fireman, only lasted a couple of months, but wow the fun, it was the best
* insert hose related joke here *
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Made the same mistake as me then
I don't think so...I'm pretty sure none of them were carrying laptop batteries.....Reference: LowonIQ
i once had a fireman, only lasted a couple of months
Blimey...I've never met a man who can last more than a few minutes....
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insert hose related joke here
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Blimey...I've never met a man who can last more than a few minutes
he was goodReference:
insert hose related joke here
and the foam
*decides against mentioning helmets...*
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I don't think so...I'm pretty sure none of them were carrying laptop batteries...
Will i ever live this down??? 
WTF. Back to normal now. Reference:
Will i ever live this down??
probably not 