tea towel............... swimming ............. bare ass  ......... need i say more ?

Yes lexi - I think you should tell us the whole story

PMSL! there could only be one story for you couldn't there!

We had rabbit hutches at school. One day a friend and I went in there and thought it would be fun to put a couple of rabbits in together ... we found out where the saying 'at it like rabbits' comes from

We had to seperate them with a broom handle

i'm too traumatised to spill the whole story   its deffo affected me though, even when i'm alone , doors locked , i still wont walk about in the buff

PMSL Rexi !


Awwwwww Lexi

i was visually abused

You can do it in here - you're among friends

Start with that jumper ...

hands up lol i once (or twice)  called my teacher mum

Zackly! no-one knows what I've got on at this mo

did he mind?

omg  i sneezed snot everywere once too   pmsl   who said schooldays were the best of your life   wouldnt go back for a month of sundays

I skippped down the drive while others were cryin their eyes out  soft tarts!

A pink sowester ?

Have you been Facebook stalking again?

OMG  He knows!

i am wearing a very fetching  tartan tea towel  pinned at the back with nappy pins lol

LEXI !

not getting caught out twice

I'm picturing you now lexi!!

I think I look quite fetching in my pink sowester TBH

lol  no-one sees the lexus mark 2  ever EVER again lol

does it have a matching mac ?

Yeah ... but orange wellies ??

Not a look I'd copy

anyways ... back on topic ... our 5th form block had a lowered ceiling with polystyrene tiles ... we took two white mice out of the science block and put them up in the ceiling space just before the Easter holidays. We were hoping they would behave like the rabbits and the whole place would be overun with mice when we came back.

Sadly - I think they died

Electric Blue if you please!

Soooo last season

what coulor were your jesus sandals ?

Tan

lol

I used a compass to carve some initials into a lab bench during Biology.

The teacher - an American - spotted me and stormed over saying "Quit that!!!". I tried (ineffectually) to "cover my tracks" by applying spit to the carving. I wasn't scared of the American but it got reported to the head of science who saw me after class and went ballistic. It's the only time I remember uncontrollable lower lip quiverage I was so upset!

I remember being very norty in one of my typewriting classes.  Myself and my friend who sat next to me weren't typing what Sister Immaculata wanted us to from the board oh no we were writing rude stories paragraph by paragraph and passing them to each other to finish off.  She found out cos we were sniggering so much and made us read them out to the Head Mistress Sister Barbara who for some reason kept calling me Dixie cos she couldn't pronounce my name but that's another story.

My mother was informed and was mortified - I can still feel the slaps on my head now

Pengy I am shocked!!!

And to think, only the other day you were claiming to be a "sweet, innocent penguin"... hmmmm..........

Can you remember what the story was about Pengy?

I bet it was about nuns and priests with a bit of ice cream thrown in...



Disgustin'

Are you over 18 cos it was very explicit

Oh yes

Shouldn't be allowed


But still ... if that's what it was about Pengy can only tell the truth ...