Hang it from the bannister!

Bears are evil!  They lure you into a false sense of security by looking so cute and adorable, and then when you least expect it  . . .WHAM!  They attack!

I thought this was going to be about the bear that's killed it's trainer today, just think yourself lucky it was a stuffed one

Have another drink, you'll soon feel better

Perhaps you shouldn't have tried to nick Pooh's hunny

ma toenail is off , sorry need to go clean the mess  blood and glass and precious vodka n coke every place lol i'll think its funny tomorrow

I have a fear of bears after there was one outside our tent in Yosemite a couple of years ago.