I just wanna know why these people who really haven't lived yet keep releasing autobiographies!

*slap*

Better unwrap your Christmas present then.....

At least when my husband bought me Martin Johnsons's autobiography it was at the end of an illustrious rugby career culminating in him captaining the England team to World Cup victory....the fact I didn't want the bloody thing is neither here nor there!

If i get an Autobiography it'd better be by someone really old (or dead)

I know, that Smiley Virus person has "written" hers too. She's about 12, or something..

Ye gods....its like years ago Stephen Hendry got done by This is Your Life....he did ask why when he's barely had a life yet cos he was only about 21 at the time.

Leona Lewis seems like a lovely lass but I bet her autobiography is tedious.

You could try singing your way through it?

Chapter 2 starts quite well....chips and egg for tea, who would have thought it?

A bit like her then....

"Well I was boooooooooooooooooorn and theuhehuhehuuuun I went to school when I was foouuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhr!"

Chips n egg. Rawk n roll!

Aye.  I'd far rather read summat about a roadie who'd seen it all then someone who is supposed to be (but not) interesting just because they're famous.

Exactly...it'd be a good deal more interesting.

Perhaps it'll shed some light on her ovine ancestry?  There's got to be a hill farmer somewhere in her family history! 

Tsk Daniel - that's how the mad sheep rumours started.

I'm not a big autobiography reader (in last 10 years managed Frank Skinner, Russell Brand and Hillary Clinton - which is a threesome I'm sure Bill would relish ) but even young Russell had packed some living in before writing his.

Poor Leona!  There are some horrible people out there.