It's the complete opposite of posh..... the LEA just bribe the school with loads of money to accept the kids no one else wants.    I now work at the posher school down the road...... we're still using chalk.

Obviously the one that is getting the whip

Chalk? I would rather use chalk than them stupid white markers that keeps running out!

But worrabout when the nails accidentally scratch the board

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!11111111111

Or a scraping fork or knife on a plate!!

Arghhhhh....I am torturing myself!

Or.. or... or... teeth against a fork!!!

USE YOUR LIPS PEOPLE!!!

The Schools should have the Promeathen boards, so good just like Microsoft Paint better than chalk and board.

We do really have interactive boards Darlo.

Although I definitely saw chalk in the cupboard the other day.

Promethean are the best!!! I have a smart board now instead  ...and hate it

Oh Ducky... I cannot stand that!   My family think I am being nasty & unnecessary when I kick off about it.

I just cannot bear it!

I just sing loudly if my son does it.... he soon stops

My sister eats like that!

If someone does it once... I wait, wait to see if it was accidental.   If they do it again, I plead with them to stop.

I have been known to stomp out of the room!     They don't get why I can't stand it!

How can they do it???? It makes me want to curl up in a ball and die.

YES!!!!

I am so saving this thread!    I will make them all read it!!  

They made me think it was just me!

Darlo's thread will be saved for posterity as an example of how not to eat.   Bet ya didn't imagine that when you started it Darlo.

She's a funny eater anyway. She used to wind my dad up with the amount of things she used to pick out of her food and leave a nice pattern on the rim of her plate.

He got so mad he threw a fork at her one day...and it stuck in her hand.

Can't remember if she did it again.

But yeah..I wanna rip the fork from her mouth!

You can't beat a good tea time fork stabbing!

Think she still has a pronged scar!

I'm so surprised I didn't get the odd stabbing myself

Must ask her next time I see her...

kids today
they have more breaks than a f*ckin kitkat

Shut ya face you!

I work at a school and I am shattered beyond words!

But wottabout when people actually bit ICE, or a wooden ice lolly stick *sucks lips in*

i've just reported you


to my mom

Just tell them to go away and come back when you're not busy! They are just over paid,jumped up bum burps! IMO

Make a mess

I can not STAND knive and forks scraping on a plate!!! Argh my teeth go on edge!!

I can't stand people not using a knife and a fork, the one's that just use a fork all the time, it looks so untidy. Then they make a mess and wonder why.

thats me..lol

ive never used a knife

Are you able to, or don't choose to?

cheek

nah-it just dont feel 'right'
i dont make a mess-but my piercings always make it really difficult to eat soup or cornflakes
so i avoid them

By  By able, I meant if you had a disability, maybe have one hand or one arm etc.
but no, just another one not to go for a meal with

nah
just common..lol

Even for puddings I use a spoon and fork, it seems easier and no mucky finger to get up the bit that refuses to be caught on a spoon alone.

Don't know if I'm alone, pardon the pun, in the feeling of it must be something about me. When I join in a post and 7 fm's leave. Can it be coincidence, or are peeps trying to tell me summat.

lol

not me

my mate just got me to play a game on facebook-its very rare i go on there-i played - i lost

but im finishing me beer inna bit and hopefully i'll sleep tonight-time will tell-LOL

if not-i'll see ya at about 2am

Ban the half terms i say