A twirl and a fruit and nut Yorkie.
The paper, milk and a snickers that I ate before getting home coz I didn't buy anyone else a sweetie 
A white bra.
Be-Ro plain flour but my apple crumble didn't turn out as planned
i got some new fluffy bed socks
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Be-Ro plain flour but my apple crumble didn't turn out as planned
awwwwww
I bought a new hat at the open air continental market that came to town.
I tried on a purple one first and a young lad beside me said 'It makes you look old'
So I asked him what he thought about the next one before I bought it
I tried on a purple one first and a young lad beside me said 'It makes you look old'
So I asked him what he thought about the next one before I bought it
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I tried on a purple one first and a young lad beside me said 'It makes you look old
cheeky sod
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salted crisps!.........which I am now gonna sprinkle Lea & Perrins onto!
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cheeky sod
I burst out laughing . I'm only 24 His poor Mum was MORTIFIED
Don't laugh. That boy could be the next Gok Wan
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Don't laugh. That boy could be the next Gok Wan
I'm his first casualty then 
As long as he doesn't approach me to ask if I'll walk the high street naked
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His poor Mum was MORTIFIED
my little girls 3 in 2 weeksand some of the things she says to peeps
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my little girls 3 in 2 weeks and some of the things she says to peeps
Awww I told her not to be so daft. Had my 17 month old with me and I'm sure I have some stoaters to look forward to
Wait till they say things like "look mum that lady has bigger boobies than you" or in the corner shop and they say "mum isn't that the lady you called an old witch?"
i was in the shop the other day with little one (olivia)and the shop keeper said bye olivia
olivia said bye poo poo head
Thanks Cag and tina. I can see I have a lot to look forward to
funny you should say that cagney
a friend knocked at the door i dont like her much shes all all take take take
anyway told her to come in like you do
my lad kept saying BUT YOU DONT LIKE HER MUM over and over again
ilttle
a friend knocked at the door i dont like her much shes all all take take take
anyway told her to come in like you domy lad kept saying BUT YOU DONT LIKE HER MUM over and over again
ilttle
Oh you so do
You have to learn to speak quietly, out of earshot or spell it out because they repeat things at the worst times
You have to learn to speak quietly, out of earshot or spell it out because they repeat things at the worst times
Tina - that's where you learn to put on the biggest grin with gritted teeth eh?
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Tina - that's where you learn to put on the biggest grin with gritted teeth eh
i whisper alot now
ive been proper ripped of actually
i bought a vintage dress, cotton tea dress
i bought it from this vintage shop that just sold my friend theeeee most beautiful vintage 40s wedding dress with a bolero jacket (although now its a day dress).
anyway i said how much is it (cause she found it for me ) and she said i will do it for the same price i was so shocked i found myself going along with it. It should be at LEAST ÂĢ20 less. its just a bloody cotton unlined little dress.
im not happy
i bought a vintage dress, cotton tea dress
i bought it from this vintage shop that just sold my friend theeeee most beautiful vintage 40s wedding dress with a bolero jacket (although now its a day dress).anyway i said how much is it (cause she found it for me ) and she said i will do it for the same price
i was so shocked i found myself going along with it. It should be at LEAST ÂĢ20 less. its just a bloody cotton unlined little dress.im not happy
Shower gels and chocolate bars
I've just bought the services of a bunch of Lithuanians to wash and hoover my car. 
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I've just bought the services of a bunch of Lithuanians to wash and hoover my car.
I love my local car wash....its the gay equivalent of having your car washed by topless barbie dolls....What is it about olive skin, a boiler suit and wet trainers straddled over the bonnet of your car??
Some glasses (drinking glasses that is!) from Tesco. 6 for ÂĢ2 so I got 6 smaller ones and 6 big ones. And jolly nice they look too.
Oh, and some lychee juice daughter fancied trying out.
Oh, and some lychee juice daughter fancied trying out.
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What is it about olive skin, a boiler suit and wet trainers straddled over the bonnet of your car??
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I love my local car wash....its the gay equivalent of having your car washed by topless barbie dolls.... What is it about olive skin, a boiler suit and wet trainers straddled over the bonnet of your car??
A man who understands. *sighs contentedly* Actually, I preferred it when they were Albanians.
A replacement dvd of the Da Vinci Code, cos we loved it, then lost it.
, then lost it.
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a friend knocked at the door i dont like her much shes all all take take takeanyway told her to come in like you do my lad kept saying BUT YOU DONT LIKE HER MUM over and over again ilttle
pmsl! God I know that feeling! Last thing I bought was petrol.
Two Venetian blinds...going old school
And my lovely Mam bought me a rug for my xmas pressie.
And my lovely Mam bought me a rug for my xmas pressie.
Books - The Count Of Monte Cristo by Dumas and Walter Scott's Kennelworth. Oh and a book of handwriting exercises for my god-daughter.
Special K bars
Chicken joints
Potatoes
Minced beef
Spag bol sauce
2 garlic breads
3 peppers
Chopped onions
3 bottles of pop
Loaf of bread
Cat food
Stuffing
20 cigarettes
The local evening paper.
So its roast chicken tonight and spag bol tomorrow!!
Potatoes
Minced beef
Spag bol sauce
2 garlic breads
3 peppers
Chopped onions
3 bottles of pop
Loaf of bread
Cat food
Stuffing
20 cigarettes
The local evening paper.
So its roast chicken tonight and spag bol tomorrow!!
A pack of 5 large cookies
3 jacket potatoes
2 Galaxy bars
A crusty loaf of bread
3 jacket potatoes
2 Galaxy bars
A crusty loaf of bread
lottery ticket...didn't win lol
lol