Well? Are you? 
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The question is, is the room mate real? Or just a voice in your head? 
Your roommate is the biggest psycho to share a room with YOU 
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The question is, is the room mate real? Or just a voice in your head?
maybe we're the voices in her head 
I am! Totally and utterly!
Yes my roommate's real
But I often get the room to myself at night when she spends the night at her boyfriend's.
Karma, what you saying about me?! *prepares to run and hide*
Does that include my paranoia?
Yes.
room-mate or cell mate
I'm only joking Charli
We're British. 'Nuff said. 
I'm going to pre-calculus now. Behave yourselves will ya? ta!
I had to throw my DMs out, they went mouldy 
Is that the bloke from Simply Red?
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Is that the bloke from Simply Red?
Mick Hucknall
.Maybe Gaga was named after us, as we're a bit crazy in a good way
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Is that the bloke from Simply Red?
I thought it was Billy Connolly! psst... Leccy's a Nazi!
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psst... Leccy's a Nazi!
Lapsed! I no longer have the correct footwear 
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Lapsed! I no longer have the correct footwear
You can borrow mine! 
Aw thanks,nice pic... I love what you've done with your hair!
Does she know that we know what she did last Summer? mwahahahaha
Thanks Leccy.
It's mostly the cigarette tar yellowing that has transformed it.
It's mostly the cigarette tar yellowing that has transformed it.
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Thanks Leccy. It's mostly the cigarette tar yellowing that has transformed it.
Yeah, I have that trouble with my tache.
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psst... Leccy's a Nazi!
If I could come in here......
It's actually down to the colour of yer laces.
Reference: crossy
If I could come in here...... It's actually down to the colour of yer laces.
*** checks laces ***
Mine are yellow, to match the tache.
My laces were brown and yellow stripy...
(I hope that does not make me a Tory)
(I hope that does not make me a Tory)
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My laces were brown and yellow stripy
NAZI !!!1111!!!!!
Nazi wasp Tory!!!!!
Outed!
Red ones is best mind.
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Red ones is best mind.
That would have clashed awfully with my brown boots 
Your room mate is wise beyond her years. 
Broon boots????
Broon boots don't make it
Broon boots don't make it
Quit school, why fake it
Broon boots don't make it
TV dinner by the pool
Watch your brother grow a beard
Got another year of school
You're okay, he's too weird
Be a plummer
He's a bummer
He's a bummer every summer
Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care
That's right! ......................... and so on.
Is that psycho enough for Charli's room-mate? Hmmmmm?
Broon boots don't make it
Broon boots don't make it
Quit school, why fake it
Broon boots don't make it
TV dinner by the pool
Watch your brother grow a beard
Got another year of school
You're okay, he's too weird
Be a plummer
He's a bummer
He's a bummer every summer
Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care
That's right! ......................... and so on.
Is that psycho enough for Charli's room-mate? Hmmmmm?
Oh, I think so, crossy!
Tell your flatmate I said "I know YOU are but what am I?"
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Oh, I think so, crossy!
*Applauds the musical interlude*I reckon that ought do have done it
