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but nothing satisfies a woman like a camel
Charmer, what about carrots?
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Aw you look gorg there Blizzie, and u can play a cannie tune
Thank you. It is rather tinnie!
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I have Silk Cut. So what!
I roll fags. 
( oops-- need to re-phrase this with folk from USA being here 
bet it sounds bad there. ) Still laugh at Bum= Fanny over there. 
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Nah --- Noty forgot about that poor bugger and alas he died. The smell was awfull, but with Granny knowing the CID bloke she got away with diminished responsibilities. Glad he didn't taint my booze.
Remind me not to go to your cellar then... 
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Still laugh at Bum= Fanny over there.
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Still laugh at Bum= Fanny over there.
and Tramp=Bumand Slapper=Tramp
Two nations divided by a common language!
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Remind me not to go to your cellar then...
It has now been sanitised.. And the culprit was Noty, not me. 
glad I don't have a cellar, spooky
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Two nations divided by a common language!
Blousey... do you know about the Loripedia forum? You would be invaluable... I think...
my language is very common
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It has now been sanitised.. And the culprit was Noty, not me.
Well you're a very bad cellarman then! The poor sod was dead! Didn't you think how that would affect the beer fgs! 
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Blousey... do you know about the Loripedia forum? You would be invaluable... I think...
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two words to make a uk citizen snigger
and one common to us all -- Mac Donalds. 
I've got access to the cellar
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I have visited and left a couple of contributions.
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I've got access to the cellar
So now you're Noty's accomplice too darlo! 
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Well you're a very bad cellarman then! The poor sod was dead! Didn't you think how that would affect the beer fgs!
I have "people" to tend to that now. VIP has advantages you know. He was duly sacked and a new sucker was employed. Reference: PamX
Somehow that sounds dirty... I will sniff them out then...
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I've got access to the cellar
Darlo is my Right hand man. 
where are you going to have the service
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I have "people" to tend to that now. VIP has advantages you know. He was duly sacked and a new sucker was employed.
On the minimum wage I expect! 
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where are you going to have the service
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where are you going to have the service
Oh! I'm sure it won't be a conventional wedding Lowi... if I accept his ring!... because the last one just showed how little he knows me! I see a small event held on a south Pacific Island with two or three hundred friends and family flown over at his expense! I'm sure if he loves me he'd do that!
Make him grovel Xochi - he's gone very quiet.
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On the minimum wage I expect!
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Make him grovel Xochi - he's gone very quiet.
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Make him grovel Xochi - he's gone very quiet.
Oh! I'm sure I don't need to that Tayto! He loves me with all my funny little ways!
But how can you love his funny little ways Xochi? Love is blind and all that.
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2 or 300 friends flown out to a desert island. No Fekkin wonder i've gone quiet. But -- Whatever the cost.
See! I love a man who loves a challenge! 
Well i am sorry folks, but the wooden hills call. Thank you all for a great night and hope to see you all later. Goodnight and god bless. 
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But how can you love his funny little ways Xochi? Love is blind and all that.
It's probably for the best Tayto...
goodnight Real, sleep well 
Nite Real.
Night Real, Pleasure as always.
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Well i am sorry folks, but the wooden hills call. Thank you all for a great night and hope to see you all later. Goodnight and god bless.
Thank you too lover!
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I am Arabic-- can have many wives
Stands in line if you really look like George Clooney