I have just cut back the fuchsia wearing only my pants.

Did you not even have your statutory flat cap on?

No! But by way of compensation I was smurkin a tab.

ahhhh that's OK then, I hope it was just dangling from the corner or your mouth as you trimmed your bush.

We forgot "hoy yer 'ammer ower 'ere 'inny"

Have we been given a 'canny bag a tudor' yet?

oooh I just remembered, when I was getting the train back home last week I was following a geordie bloke and his daughter onto the train. They had a small suitcase, and the girl had one of those little vanity case things... they put the suitcase in the luggage bit at the end of the carriage, and the girl was going to put the other bag there to... til her dad said "ah no, its ok, we'll just hoy that uppaheight"

No one says hinny here Lecs

or haddaway and shite

Aww Saz hinny

Upaheight! Love it

I wish I could have a canny bag o tudor Cinds, Walkers just isn't the same

*pours another stout*

Ena Sharples

*pushes another roller under the headscarf* Eeeeee Leccy Lass

My Japanese leaves a lot to be desired.

Konichiwa.

Is the beginning and end of mine.

Konichiwa Reccy. *Bows*