Round here we only get pairs or trainers hanging over telephone wires....

I wonder which would cause the most damage should it fall and land on your head? The trainers would hurt, but the dog poop....

could be gang related - trainers over wires are a sign of a gang running that area

dog shite..Mmmmm..maybe dogs having the runs in that area?

that explains it charmer...or maybe a gang of dogs run the area..

Is that why my internet link is SHITE! !!

I thought some poor mother had had enough of the smell and slung them out of a bedroom window...mind you they've been there at least a dozen years.

Round the corner for years there's one of them things I played with when i was a kid with a  loop that went over your ankle one end and a tennis ball thing the other end.

That's been there at least 20 years....and if anyone could tell me what they're called cos its bugging me that i can't remember!

hey! if you ever need to know anything-dont be afraid-just ask

the all seeing all knowing charmer is always available to bullshit his way answer your questions

LOL DID, Some people are odd!

Funny!

theres a really common and rough place in brum (i know theres more than one!)  but this particular place holds a
fascination for me as it appears to have several 'carrier bag' trees
driving through the other day i noticed that the LIDL tree is coming along very nicely

does anyone else have these trees..?

I just snorted Coffee down my nose then

We have them in abundance in our local park...

do you know what abundance means..?

its a load of cakes having a party

Here's me thinking you were getting all serious there.

lol!

nah, i just thought it was funny

sort of

Oh it's sad charmer, the lidl tree will probably be extinct in 200 years, but good news the Aldi specis will be flourishing

How precariously was it hanging?

A dollop over each side of the wire, one side hanging lower than the other Either the bag will split or the heavier side will eventually give in  to gravity

Sounds like your average man!

Ha ha haaa!

apparently that's a drug dealers calling card...we get them too

haahaaa james

 Oh what a sheltered life I've led.

Reference: pmsl!! 

I don't know how true it is Moomin, but it's what I heard on the grapevine, though that could have been covered in poop too

Well all, I've been released from the prison cell (office) early this afternoon....

I shall be passing the dog poop in question on my way home, and shall duly report back on the precariously hanging 'balls' of poop in due course

**makes mental note NOT to walk directly beneath said poop**... See you later

Maybe the poop is a drug dealer message, saying you get serious shit here man!
(I watch too much TV... Sorry)

Why do the pooper scooper brigade think it's okay to put the said poop, into a bag, and then still leave it in the middle of the pavement. Those bags are very fragile, and all you need is an inattentive mother run over it with a pushchair or pram and then it bursts.

Quite a few years ago a couple of friends of mine were cycling along the canal path, the one infront cycled through some runny dog turd....

.....unfortunately, the one behind ended up with it all over his face...we still call him shithead now!

  Devil, that reminds me of my parents!!! 

My bro lives in Madrid and they decided to go over and visit him.  He brought them to his friends restaurant  up in the mountains somewhere, where they made their own wine and named it after their father.

My dad commented, 'isn't that lovely, I'd love if my kids made a wine and called it after me'.  To which me mother replied, 'They couldn't do that....sure who'd buy a wine called Shithead'

No one's gonna read that, but I'm flippin crackin up here

 HaHa

Found this, anyone got a bag??
 

Why go to all the bother of clearing up poo, to throw it over wires?

I think I'll keep looking up now when I'm out and about, and see if I see any trainers or dog poo doing the balancing act.

that me me laugh as well !

This is MY thread now. 

Nice one Daniel