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Originally posted by Pwillow:
Hope you're feeling better lainy
It really hurts doesn't it
I got stung 2 years ago by a wasp whilst riding my bike on the main road,i nearly fell off,i can laugh about it now but thinking of how close i came to getting run over scared me and made me mad at the wasp!
Take care
PHA I am on the back of my mates bike, we are doing about 60mph,
when there is this violent buzzing INSIDE my crash helmet, I am thinking WASP, WASP IN ME HAT WASP, WASP, as I pull my thick gloves off, in order to get me finger inside me hat so as to remove the swine,
(this an open faced helmet) I hook me finger into the side of the helmet and locate the buzzing bastard,
JUST as I "hoick" it out, it jabs me one at the side of the head, BASTARD!!! I implied at the top of my voice,
while swatting at the swine, I felt it come into contact wiv me hand, looked down...to see, to my fecking HORROR I had only knocked the bugger RIGHT onto me erm...... "love plumbs" and as I realise this I see it bear down with its ass AGAIN.
NOW, I was MOST upset at this and so was my mate who thought I was having somesort of FIT on the back of the bike,
so I spent the best part of a week walking like John Wayne,
fast forward about 3 weeks, I am now riding my OWN bike, through heavy traffic, I look down, to see a black n yeller BASTARD making its way up my inner thigh,...I cant do ANYTHING cause I am working my clutch with my left hand and my throttle with my right, I cant, at that moment just let go of either, cause I am right in the middle of rush hour traffic,.....I TRY to get over to the side of the road so that I can get the bike out of gear and stop.....NOPE, for no reason whatsoever it decides to sting me on my thigh this time missing both my nuts...but it was DAMN close,...IT was soon with its ancestors,
and THAT is why I HATE EM,...KILL EM KILL EM ALLLLLLL,