Nah, that's just your fake tan to go along with your fake hair, fake hippy image and fake personallity.
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quote:Originally posted by langster:
Nah, that's just your fake tan to go along with your fake hair, fake hippy image and fake personallity.
its a shame she didn't stay there.
quote:Originally posted by WILDER X:
its a shame she didn't stay there.
In one of her fake friends fake parents fake San Tropez house.
Because she's trying so hard to impress Lisa! Snotty nosed cow! Just shuttup Bea. Tom said you were faker than a fake leg, but at least that has a meaningful function, and you haven't.
It was St Tropez last time I went. 
St Tropez is lovely. P Diddy was there the last time I was there.
I keep my yot moored there! 
quote:Originally posted by Dex:
It was St Tropez last time I went.
This time Lansgter has taken us though....We're at San Tropez.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I keep my yot moored there!
Hi neighbour.
I wish to hell she was still there....at the Boots tan lotion section in outer anywhere.
San Miguel has spent a lot of time in me. 
quote:Originally posted by Azure:
I wish to hell she was still there....at the Boots tan lotion section in outer anywhere.
Fake Bake section for her.
quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I keep my yot moored there!
If my boat's a rockin', don't come knockin'!
You're welcome to pop in for a Pimm's when the sun's over the yardarm though!
My bad, it is of course St Tropez.
But seeing as I don't use fake tan and prefer Barbados I will spell it how it is pronounced.
But seeing as I don't use fake tan and prefer Barbados I will spell it how it is pronounced.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
San Miguel has spent a lot of time in me.
Is he keeping Bud company?.
And please no Yot or yacht, WAFI will suffice
Wind Assisted Fecking Idiot before anyone asks
Wind Assisted Fecking Idiot before anyone asks
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
San Miguel has spent a lot of time in me.
He's a filthy bugga. Get yourself checked out pronto!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I keep my yot moored there!
If my boat's a rockin', don't come knockin'!
Likewise when Mr Lee drops anchor no interruptions....Pimms O Clock is a date though. quote:Originally posted by langster:
And please no Yot or yacht, WAFI will suffice
Wind Assisted Fecking Idiot before anyone asks
oh lord...Have you not got that flatulence problem sorted yet?....We'll end up in the Bermuda triangle if you let rip. 
quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
I keep my yot moored there!
If my boat's a rockin', don't come knockin'!
Anchors aweigh-hay yaaaaaay!
GO SIS!quote:Originally posted by langster:
Nah, that's just your fake tan to go along with your fake hair, fake hippy image and fake personallity.
She's as fake as Jordan's tits
quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by Azure:
I wish to hell she was still there....at the Boots tan lotion section in outer anywhere.
Fake Bake section for her.
ahah fake bake her out you like as long as her gob is involved.
