Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?
Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.
Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."
At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women
Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.
Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."
At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women