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Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women Sick Shake Head Roll Eyes

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women Sick Shake Head Roll Eyes
UGH!! How revolting! No wonder he still lives with his mummy. Would hate to think what his chat up lines would be like! Shake Head
Little Miss Spurs
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women Sick Shake Head Roll Eyes
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period Eeker
FM
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women Sick Shake Head Roll Eyes
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period Eeker
UGH! Sick NOw that is totally disgusting. He has defo sunk to the same low depths as Marcus with that comment. Shake Head
Little Miss Spurs
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Originally posted by wonder:
Freddie did NOT say he wouldnt mind having sex with a girl on her period, they were talking about walking about naked, Siavash said he'd dissapointed his Dad as he would never be a surgeon as he did not like blood, thats where the period talk came from, nothing to do with sex.
i beg to differ
FM
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period Eeker

I don't think that's anywhere near as bad - some people do, some don't. ~shrugs~

But Marcus has all the suavity and subtlety of a greased carrot. Sick
Yes some do and some dont , but some things you just dont want to hear! Marcus is just disgusting with all his w*anker talk
FM
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
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Originally posted by Demantoid:
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period Eeker

I don't think that's anywhere near as bad - some people do, some don't. ~shrugs~

But Marcus has all the suavity and subtlety of a greased carrot. Sick
Yes some do and some dont , but some things you just dont want to hear! Marcus is just disgusting with all his w*anker talk
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Little Miss Spurs
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
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Originally posted by wonder:
Freddie did NOT say he wouldnt mind having sex with a girl on her period, they were talking about walking about naked, Siavash said he'd dissapointed his Dad as he would never be a surgeon as he did not like blood, thats where the period talk came from, nothing to do with sex.
i beg to differ

I've no idea about what Freddie or Siavash said - I legged it after hearing Marcus going on about Leona Lewis's capacity for his "lovin"
Demantoid
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
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Originally posted by wonder:
Freddie did NOT say he wouldnt mind having sex with a girl on her period, they were talking about walking about naked, Siavash said he'd dissapointed his Dad as he would never be a surgeon as he did not like blood, thats where the period talk came from, nothing to do with sex.
i beg to differ


I think it started when Siavash described his terrible poo dilemma, when he was living with a girlfriend, but only pooing in restaurant, pub or club loos. Crazy

Freddie started saying that he was OK with such things and mentioned that he was OK with periods as well (wow, such bravery! Laugh).

I don't remember him mentioning doing the secs thing during such times, but he may have done.
Blizz'ard

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