I read that as "new roof" and that's with me specs on.

And after that, a nice new white jacket with lots of buckles on it

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Originally posted by kattymieoww:
I read that as "new roof" and that's with me specs on.

shall we go to the optician together?

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Originally posted by Karma_:
And after that, a nice new white jacket with lots of buckles on it

cheek!

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Originally posted by charmer:

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Originally posted by Karma_:
And after that, a nice new white jacket with lots of buckles on it

cheek!

its in!
it looks real but feels really strange
and i had my teeth cleaned-it was a blood bath

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Originally posted by charmer:
its in!
it looks real but feels really strange
and i had my teeth cleaned-it was a blood bath

Is it front, side or back?

Yay! Glad you're all twinkly smiled again!

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Originally posted by charmer:
im just hoping i dont look like dick emery when he plays that vicar character- so thats the good news

the bad/stoooopid news is-ive just been to asda, thought id have some breakfast, and put vinegar on my food instead of brown sauce
so after ive been to the dentist-i think i should visit an optician

your in for a busy day lol

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Originally posted by Liverpoollass:

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
its in!
it looks real but feels really strange
and i had my teeth cleaned-it was a blood bath

Is it front, side or back?

front-right at the bloody front <-thats me now

Fangs for letting us know.

As one who is also struggling with a blessed tooth you have my utmost sympathy for what you've been through. Hope you don't have to go to the dentist for ages and ages now and that you will be blinding everyone with the magnificence of your smile

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Originally posted by charmer:

quote:

Originally posted by Liverpoollass:

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:
its in!
it looks real but feels really strange
and i had my teeth cleaned-it was a blood bath

Is it front, side or back?

front-right at the bloody front <-thats me now

Oooh you got a lovely set of gnashers

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Originally posted by Karma_:

Is that Tom Jones? *Legs it before the Welsh posse arrives*

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Karma_:

Is that Tom Jones? *Legs it before the Welsh posse arrives*

I dunno but his hair comes out of a can!

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Originally posted by Karma_:

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Originally posted by Essex Angel:

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Originally posted by Karma_:

Is that Tom Jones? *Legs it before the Welsh posse arrives*

I dunno but his hair comes out of a can!

Course it's not - looks nothing like him

Congrats Charmer...*puts on sunglasses to avoid being dazzled by the smile*

ive just come back from the public house-i had to wet the new tooth
now im going to sunbathe in my mankini and get a tan-a God forbid i end up looking like the fella above^^^
or
that jodie marsh
her bristols are far too big and i'd look 'odd'

@ 'bristols'

(haven't heard that for years!)

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Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
@ 'bristols'

(haven't heard that for years!)

just why are they called bristols?
ive no idea

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Originally posted by charmer:

quote:

Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
@ 'bristols'

(haven't heard that for years!)

just why are they called bristols?
ive no idea

Bristol City-titties

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Originally posted by charmer:

quote:

Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
@ 'bristols'

(haven't heard that for years!)

just why are they called bristols?
ive no idea

(UK) tits - From cockney slang "Bristol City = Titty"


Your sister's got great bristols mate. How much to squeeze 'em?

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:

quote:

Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
@ 'bristols'

(haven't heard that for years!)

just why are they called bristols?
ive no idea

(UK) tits - From cockney slang "Bristol City = Titty"


Your sister's got great bristols mate. How much to squeeze 'em?

ta
so you know my sis then?
by the way-50p
each

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Originally posted by charmer:

ta
so you know my sis then?
by the way-50p
each

No thanks!

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

quote:

Originally posted by charmer:

ta
so you know my sis then?
by the way-50p
each

No thanks!

fibber

im going to sit in the garden now

i've just pulled me toof out,
ive left it on the side with a note for my OH
i dont like it
byeeeeeeee

Was that the whole toof and nothing but the toof?

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Was that the whole toof and nothing but the toof?

its the toof-honest
its looking at me-i dont like it-its odd-so am I-byeeeee again

and by the way (i is back in from the sun now)
that smoking dont half ruin your teef, it has gave me a gum disease
so as of tomorrow im cutting it down
from 40 to 20

not really-from 15 to 10
and thats bad enough
fellow FMs-take heed (the ones that smoke) them pics on the fag packs-it could be YOU one day-cos its me today-i dont like it no i dont