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langsterMember

Well this one time at band camp

8/10/095:15 PM

shar69Member

quote:
Originally posted by langster:
Well this one time at band camp

I stuck a flute up my DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

8/10/095:16 PM

langsterMember

quote:
Originally posted by shar69:
quote:
Originally posted by langster:
Well this one time at band camp

I stuck a flute up my DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Did ya?

8/10/095:18 PM

shar69Member

quote:
Originally posted by langster:
quote:
Originally posted by shar69:
quote:
Originally posted by langster:
Well this one time at band camp

I stuck a flute up my DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Did ya?

Nah it was a big drum

8/10/095:20 PM

SydMember 10 years

8/10/095:20 PM

EssieMember

When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead.

8/10/095:23 PM

HypermnesiaMember

I have never had a poo in anyone else's house since the day after I got married. Bloody Italian "silent flush" system that I couldn't work, and it broke. Oh, the shame of being a houseguest and the host howking your poo out of their toilet.

And I'm not going to relate the story of the school holiday, the poo, the toilet, the bidet, the tablespoon and Majorca...

8/10/095:28 PM

langsterMember

Shar

8/10/095:29 PM

skiveMember

quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead.

On a similar theme, when I was an altar girl when I was about 11/12 me and the other altar girls/boys used to scoff all the hosts from the box they were packaged in when we were in the vestry before mass.

The priest caught us at it once and we weren't allowed to take communion that day.

8/10/095:30 PM

jennywrenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead.

It's easier to say a Hail Mary.

8/10/096:01 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by jennywren:
quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead.

It's easier to say a Hail Mary.

I used to say a Hail Mary when I was grinding coffee (as a child). My mother told me that was just the right amount of time for the coffee to have the proper consistency.

8/10/096:05 PM

shar69Member

quote:
Originally posted by langster:
Shar

Brings a whole new meaning to 'having a bang'

8/10/096:08 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by shar69:

Brings a whole new meaning to 'having a bang'

8/10/096:08 PM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by jennywren:
quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:
When I was at my secondary school a convent, we had a chapel, where we were supposed to visit every lunchtime, there were the 14 stations of the cross that you said a prayer at, I used to count to 50 before each one instead.

It's easier to say a Hail Mary.

I was a rebel without a cause, same as Freddie.

8/10/096:10 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:

I was a rebel without a cause, same as Freddie.

If I remember correctly, you went to the Brownie school in East Laaandan didn't you...

8/10/096:12 PM

langsterMember

OMG!!!!

You ladies are toooooooooo rude

8/10/096:13 PM

EssieMember

Pip* Philli, I've been hoping to bump into you, I posted a thread ages ago asking where you were. I missed your Love Bus. How you doing darling?

8/10/096:15 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Pip* Philli, I've been hoping to bump into you, I posted a thread ages ago asking where you were. I missed your Love Bus. How you doing darling?

I'm gooood, and yourself?
The girls there would be counting to 50 anyways, I doubt they even know what a Hail Mary is

8/10/096:17 PM

tuppsMember

Is this the confessions thread..

8/10/096:18 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
Is this the confessions thread..

You may speak, we won't tell anybody

8/10/096:19 PM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:
Pip* Philli, I've been hoping to bump into you, I posted a thread ages ago asking where you were. I missed your Love Bus. How you doing darling?

I'm gooood, and yourself?
The girls there would be counting to 50 anyways, I doubt they even know what a Hail Mary is

How Many St Angela's virgins could you fit in a phone box and still have room for a party?

8/10/096:20 PM

langsterMember

8/10/096:20 PM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
Is this the confessions thread..

You may speak, we won't tell anybody

I have never done anything wrong..

I just thought I'd pitch up and take notes..

8/10/096:21 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:

How Many St Angela's virgins could you fit in a phone box and still have room for a party?

Ohhhh dear, I saw a few on their last day of school, the Catholic Schoolgirl dream was very much alive for the poor old bus driver

8/10/096:22 PM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:

How Many St Angela's virgins could you fit in a phone box and still have room for a party?

Ohhhh dear, I saw a few on their last day of school, the Catholic Schoolgirl dream was very much alive for the poor old bus driver

On a sadder note Pip* you got ripped to pieces on the c4 forum one night, then you disappeared.
It won't happen here sweetheart.

8/10/096:29 PM

Pip*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:

On a sadder note Pip* you got ripped to pieces on the c4 forum one night, then you disappeared.
It won't happen here sweetheart.

I really hope it doesn't! Nahh, the vibe here is a lot better, the insomnia that comes with being on a forum all the time has returned though

8/10/096:32 PM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by Essex Angel:

On a sadder note Pip* you got ripped to pieces on the c4 forum one night, then you disappeared.
It won't happen here sweetheart.

I really hope it doesn't! Nahh, the vibe here is a lot better, the insomnia that comes with being on a forum all the time has returned though

Bit of jealousy I thought, because you are a beautiful young lady.

8/10/096:35 PM

Pip*Member

You do flatter me so

You have to stop, before I get this massive head and become the new and improved Norin Kelly

8/10/096:37 PM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
You do flatter me so
You have to stop, before I get this massive head and become the new and improved Norin Kelly

Found my old post about you, back in May

http://gagajoyjoy.com/eve/foru...=582109942#582109942

8/10/096:44 PM

Pip*Member

Ohhhh EA bless you, looking for meeee

I feel well loved now

8/10/096:45 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

What would Sarah Palin say?

8/10/096:47 PM

EssieMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
quote:
Originally posted by Pip*:
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
Is this the confessions thread..

You may speak, we won't tell anybody

I have never done anything wrong.. I just thought I'd pitch up and take notes..

Pulls up a chair & sits tupps down, get it off your chest my dear.

8/10/096:51 PM

Pip*Member

Not sure what Palin would say, she opens her mouth and I hear 'muahmuahmuaaaaaaah'

I'm off to bed now, nightttt

8/10/096:51 PM

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