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Surely if they offer men complimentary waxing that goes for women too? Free waxing at Alton Towers ladies 
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The men pictured on that page should never wear anything but.
I misread the first few words as Major attraction at Alton Towers has been banned... 
oh yeahquote:Originally posted by PuppyDooDoo:
The men pictured on that page should never wear anything but.
Blimey.
Fancy being stuck in an Alton Towers queue for an hour and a half next to the guys. I wouldn't know where to look!
Fancy being stuck in an Alton Towers queue for an hour and a half next to the guys. I wouldn't know where to look!
![Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]](https://www.gagajoyjoy.com/displayAvatar/user/1266637396778127/fod/1266637396796063/imageType/SQUARE_THUMBNAIL/fried%20egg%204.jpg "Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]"){kind=small}
Women are still allowed to parade round in skimpy bikinis tho` showing their form.
OMG I clickied on the link and my computer started talking to me about a two year old girl in Ox-ford somewhere in America who had been killed by a giant python! The family woke up and found her with it wrapped around her neck! 
I wouldquote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Blimey.
Fancy being stuck in an Alton Towers queue for an hour and a half next to the guys. I wouldn't know where to look!
me & the OH would be discussing who looked good & who didn'tquote:Originally posted by littleleicesterfox:
OMG I clickied on the link and my computer started talking to me about a two year old girl in Ox-ford somewhere in America who had been killed by a giant python! The family woke up and found her with it wrapped around her neck!
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
oh yes pleasequote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:oh yes pleasequote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
that's a relief - I've got nothing else to wear !
Will promise to keep my waxing appointment this time
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
Post a piccy of yourself in it then we can judge.
quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Women are still allowed to parade round in skimpy bikinis tho` showing their form.
It's a bloody diabolical liberty that's what it is
It's Ok for men to go round ogling nips, but when us women want to dribble over a bloke's squashed ferret, it's suddenly something disgusing
Double bloody standards that's what it is
- thank God for Saturday when I can pretend to be enjoying the World Championship athletics for its sport and not the slow motion replays
just thinking that myself HHquote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
Post a piccy of yourself in it then we can judge.
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
Post a piccy of yourself in it then we can judge.
fair enough request I suppose , will dig out a good one ........
*drums fingers while waiting in anticipation* (think Magenta style)
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
fair enough request I suppose , will dig out a good one ........
I rifled through your album for you...
You're in the green btw.
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
fair enough request I suppose , will dig out a good one ........
I rifled through your album for you...
You're in the green btw.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Women are still allowed to parade round in skimpy bikinis tho` showing their form.
It's a bloody diabolical liberty that's what it is
It's Ok for men to go round ogling nips, but when us women want to dribble over a bloke's squashed ferret, it's suddenly something disgusing
Double bloody standards that's what it is
- thank God for Saturday when I can pretend to be enjoying the World Championship athletics for its sport and not the slow motion replays
squashed ferret
quote:Originally posted by SazBomb:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Jeggo:
Women are still allowed to parade round in skimpy bikinis tho` showing their form.
It's a bloody diabolical liberty that's what it is
It's Ok for men to go round ogling nips, but when us women want to dribble over a bloke's squashed ferret, it's suddenly something disgusing
Double bloody standards that's what it is
- thank God for Saturday when I can pretend to be enjoying the World Championship athletics for its sport and not the slow motion replays
squashed ferret
I find your comments deeply offensive - some may have a ferret .... mine is more stoatlike
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
Post a piccy of yourself in it then we can judge.
fair enough request I suppose , will dig out a good one ........
No airbrushing.
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
Post a piccy of yourself in it then we can judge.
fair enough request I suppose , will dig out a good one ........
No airbrushing.
Is hairbrushing allowed ? don't want any stray ones do we
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
not if you look anything like this
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
not if you look anything like this
He needs to trim his sideburns though.quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
not if you look anything like this
JESUS CHRIST that is scarey !
Relax I look nothing like that
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Relax I look nothing like that
Prove it.
I'd just taken a sip of my milk & now its all over the screen. PMSROFLquote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Will I be ok in my mankini ?
not if you look anything like this
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:
Relax I look nothing like that
Prove it.
Alright then I will ... one day
Alas there is another on here who is ahead of you in the Q - she has requested pic as well & if word was to get out of Q-jumping I dread to think what would happen
All good things cum to those who wait ...