From the BB site
Big Brother loves it when people brag about trying to get one over on Big Brother – like when Halfwit was gobbing off to the housemates about the fact that he, Marcus and Siavash had gone for a snooze in the Diary Room
"We went in the Diary Room and took our duvets with us and we went to sleep in the Diary Room for a bit," laughed Halfwit as he relived the moment.
"What did they say, did they play music in?" asked Charlie, opening up the first dialogue they'd had since the big row.
"They played the baby crying at maximum volume for ages and ages," said Halfwit.
"Didn't it upset you?" asked Charlie.
"No. After a bit it doesn't even sound like a baby crying any more it just sounds like…" at which point Halfwit started singing a sort of operatic aria.
"We were just singing along with it and then Siavash just blocked the Speaker off and we just laid down for a while," Halfwit added.
"You'll get punished for this…" warned Charlie.
"**** it man, I'll go to sleep in Jail. Seriously man, **** them," said a defiant Halfwit.
Yes, Big words from Halfwit – and words that he soon regretted after he, Siavash and Marcus were summoned to the Diary Room where Big Brother told them they would be banished to Jail.
"Have a nice day in Jail, enjoy yourselves and good luck," grinned Rodrigo.
"You're gonna be squashed like three animals!" laughed Dogface.
"This is my proudest moment in the House – I am now in jail," said Siavash with his chest puffed out.
"In the slammer, bad boys!" shouted David as he locked the door behind them.
Hmm, how long will it last…
Jail Break
Most people would be happy that the sun was shining, but when Marcus, Siavash and Halfwit were banished to the Jail, they decided it was too hot and they broke out. Naturally, Big Brother was cross and ordered them back in – an order they ignored.
Charlie meanwhile, tried to appeal to Big Brother, but to no avail so he took the sheet from his bed to make a sun shade for the Jail.
Rodrigo was getting a bit hacked off too. "If someone said to me if I didn't do something there would be consequences for the other housemates, I would do it," he said as the three jailbirds refused to go back to prison.
Then suddenly, after telling Charlie to remove the sheet, Big Brother made an announcement.
"This is Big Brother, due to the concerns about the sun, Halfwit, Marcus and Siavash's jail sentences are now suspended until further notice. Also, the Garden will remain out of bounds to all housemates until further notice."
Hmm, Siavash, Marcus and Halfwit sure know how to make themselves unpopular…
"I wanna be out in the sun," moaned Bea.
"Don't worry," said Lisa knowingly, "Big Brother isn't stupid. They'll do something. It's not funny, it's childish," she added.
Hmm, will Big brother let this one lie?
Lisa Blows
Well, Lisa was right when she said Big Brother would do something to punish the disregarding of rules, but she wasn't expecting what Big Brother announced – or rather didn't announce. Big Brother began by summoning the housemates to the dining table, prompting some of them to think there was a Task. But there would be no such luck…
"As housemates are continuing to disregard the Big Brother Rules, all housemates will be punished," announced Big Brother to a table full of dropped jaws, before ominously announcing that the Garden was now open.
Bea was furious. "This is ******* rubbish. It's negativity on negativity," hissed Bea.
Lisa, however, sick of not getting a response when asking Big Brother for an audience in the Diary Room, just talked at the cameras. "I don't know why I'm bothering with them. What's the point of going in to talk to them? She railed.
"Why can't Big Brother just punish the people that need punishing? Why?" she continued angrily.
"I've had enough now, it's ********," she went on. "Why should we all be punished – I ain't done nothing. Why? I wanna know why. They're obviously controlling your game now," added Lisa, referring to the three escapees. "I thought you were better than that. ****! I need to be working behind the scenes. Trust me, I'd be more vicious than that," she snarled.
And then Lisa's request for a session with Big Brother was granted, where she let off some stream and managed to scrape herself off the ceiling.
Lisa, you should know by now that you never challenge Big Brother to a 'punish the housemates contest', as Big Brother will always win. Stay tuned.
Oh dear me!!!!!!!
Big Brother loves it when people brag about trying to get one over on Big Brother – like when Halfwit was gobbing off to the housemates about the fact that he, Marcus and Siavash had gone for a snooze in the Diary Room
"We went in the Diary Room and took our duvets with us and we went to sleep in the Diary Room for a bit," laughed Halfwit as he relived the moment.
"What did they say, did they play music in?" asked Charlie, opening up the first dialogue they'd had since the big row.
"They played the baby crying at maximum volume for ages and ages," said Halfwit.
"Didn't it upset you?" asked Charlie.
"No. After a bit it doesn't even sound like a baby crying any more it just sounds like…" at which point Halfwit started singing a sort of operatic aria.
"We were just singing along with it and then Siavash just blocked the Speaker off and we just laid down for a while," Halfwit added.
"You'll get punished for this…" warned Charlie.
"**** it man, I'll go to sleep in Jail. Seriously man, **** them," said a defiant Halfwit.
Yes, Big words from Halfwit – and words that he soon regretted after he, Siavash and Marcus were summoned to the Diary Room where Big Brother told them they would be banished to Jail.
"Have a nice day in Jail, enjoy yourselves and good luck," grinned Rodrigo.
"You're gonna be squashed like three animals!" laughed Dogface.
"This is my proudest moment in the House – I am now in jail," said Siavash with his chest puffed out.
"In the slammer, bad boys!" shouted David as he locked the door behind them.
Hmm, how long will it last…
Jail Break
Most people would be happy that the sun was shining, but when Marcus, Siavash and Halfwit were banished to the Jail, they decided it was too hot and they broke out. Naturally, Big Brother was cross and ordered them back in – an order they ignored.
Charlie meanwhile, tried to appeal to Big Brother, but to no avail so he took the sheet from his bed to make a sun shade for the Jail.
Rodrigo was getting a bit hacked off too. "If someone said to me if I didn't do something there would be consequences for the other housemates, I would do it," he said as the three jailbirds refused to go back to prison.
Then suddenly, after telling Charlie to remove the sheet, Big Brother made an announcement.
"This is Big Brother, due to the concerns about the sun, Halfwit, Marcus and Siavash's jail sentences are now suspended until further notice. Also, the Garden will remain out of bounds to all housemates until further notice."
Hmm, Siavash, Marcus and Halfwit sure know how to make themselves unpopular…
"I wanna be out in the sun," moaned Bea.
"Don't worry," said Lisa knowingly, "Big Brother isn't stupid. They'll do something. It's not funny, it's childish," she added.
Hmm, will Big brother let this one lie?
Lisa Blows
Well, Lisa was right when she said Big Brother would do something to punish the disregarding of rules, but she wasn't expecting what Big Brother announced – or rather didn't announce. Big Brother began by summoning the housemates to the dining table, prompting some of them to think there was a Task. But there would be no such luck…
"As housemates are continuing to disregard the Big Brother Rules, all housemates will be punished," announced Big Brother to a table full of dropped jaws, before ominously announcing that the Garden was now open.
Bea was furious. "This is ******* rubbish. It's negativity on negativity," hissed Bea.
Lisa, however, sick of not getting a response when asking Big Brother for an audience in the Diary Room, just talked at the cameras. "I don't know why I'm bothering with them. What's the point of going in to talk to them? She railed.
"Why can't Big Brother just punish the people that need punishing? Why?" she continued angrily.
"I've had enough now, it's ********," she went on. "Why should we all be punished – I ain't done nothing. Why? I wanna know why. They're obviously controlling your game now," added Lisa, referring to the three escapees. "I thought you were better than that. ****! I need to be working behind the scenes. Trust me, I'd be more vicious than that," she snarled.
And then Lisa's request for a session with Big Brother was granted, where she let off some stream and managed to scrape herself off the ceiling.
Lisa, you should know by now that you never challenge Big Brother to a 'punish the housemates contest', as Big Brother will always win. Stay tuned.
Oh dear me!!!!!!!
