Big Brother loves it when people brag about trying to get one over on Big Brother – like when Halfwit was gobbing off to the housemates about the fact that he, Marcus and Siavash had gone for a snooze in the Diary Room

"We went in the Diary Room and took our duvets with us and we went to sleep in the Diary Room for a bit," laughed Halfwit as he relived the moment.

"What did they say, did they play music in?" asked Charlie, opening up the first dialogue they'd had since the big row.

"They played the baby crying at maximum volume for ages and ages," said Halfwit.

"Didn't it upset you?" asked Charlie.

"No. After a bit it doesn't even sound like a baby crying any more it just sounds like…" at which point Halfwit started singing a sort of operatic aria.

"We were just singing along with it and then Siavash just blocked the Speaker off and we just laid down for a while," Halfwit added.

"You'll get punished for this…" warned Charlie.

"**** it man, I'll go to sleep in Jail. Seriously man, **** them," said a defiant Halfwit.

Yes, Big words from Halfwit – and words that he soon regretted after he, Siavash and Marcus were summoned to the Diary Room where Big Brother told them they would be banished to Jail.

"Have a nice day in Jail, enjoy yourselves and good luck," grinned Rodrigo.

"You're gonna be squashed like three animals!" laughed Dogface.

"This is my proudest moment in the House – I am now in jail," said Siavash with his chest puffed out.

"In the slammer, bad boys!" shouted David as he locked the door behind them.

Hmm, how long will it last…



ROFL .