quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:i think i'd pass out before my eyes even thought of watering
Can you imagine the cervical erosion? It'd probably chafe your lungs as well.
ohhhh lungs snap
ohhhh lungs snap
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:i think i'd pass out before my eyes even thought of watering
Can you imagine the cervical erosion? It'd probably chafe your lungs as well.
Tickle your tonsils.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:i think i'd pass out before my eyes even thought of watering
Can you imagine the cervical erosion? It'd probably chafe your lungs as well.
quote:Thighs and knees clenched
When he dragged me back fromthe family planning clinic me dear old dad instructed me in the use of the pill...'Clench it between your knees girl.'
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:he's called a fat c*** and he's outraged at the 'fat' bit, bless'im.quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:do we believe that big dave on bb has a 32'' waist, do we,do we?quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:yep, my aunty had abnormal cells, and she was told t use condoms, well not her , but dave, not the dave in bb but her dave, who is nothing like dave in bb , and her dave probably does have a 32'' waist..quote:
they never told me that......
my dave has a 30 inch waist.......
there's breathing in and breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeething in. who is he kidding?
quote:Tickle your tonsils.
It'd tickle more than that
ladies!
and fracs!
and fracs!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Thighs and knees clenched
When he dragged me back fromthe family planning clinic me dear old dad instructed me in the use of the pill...'Clench it between your knees girl.'
Hahahahahaha.....Ooooh my eyes are really watering now....From laughing . quote:it might be of use if you had a hard to reach itch on your lungs
My secret lung fantasy revealed. I'm ashamed, but it feels so right
quote:ladies!
and fracs!
**** OFF!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:ladies!
and fracs!
**** OFF!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Tickle your tonsils.
It'd tickle more than that
Multi task.....Style the hair in the process.quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
Oooh foreplay. You're posh
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
ladies!
and fracs!
Shurrup you...Grab your fluffy roller and join in.
quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:
You old romantic
i squeezed it out and put it under the stairs.quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
ladies!
and fracs!
Shurrup you...Grab your fluffy roller and join in.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:
all married women are at risk...along with all other women. but just cos someone is married now doesn't mean they weren't a strumpet in earlier days
Strumpet was on my favourite words list ya know!
It's a good word, yes.
i wish angel had stayed in.
quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:* Having multiple sexual partners or having sex with a promiscuous partner
* History of sexually transmitted disease (STD)
* Sexual intercourse at a young age
Condoms. Easy. THAT'S the message, not projecting guilt onto people just living life their own way.
aye, funny how as someone who has had a few partners, i never felt any guilt until this thread
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:
You old romantic
How very dare you....Less of the old pls Fracas I'm a young late mid 40ish quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:i squeezed it out and put it under the stairs.quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
ladies!
and fracs!
Shurrup you...Grab your fluffy roller and join in.
Doesn't she mind?
monogomy was just thought up by religious fanatics to keep people in line, i thought.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:
Well maybe they're at risk too. Marriage is no protection from disease. I'm not preaching ...............I'm not telling folk not to have sex but ..............facts are facts. I just printed out what I have seen on the web.
God,I know
Justsome of the thread has been a bit judgemental and I thought that too much weight was given to the 'starting young' argument, when really it's about education and keeping people safe, not projecting guilt and using scare tactics.
I'm not projecting guilt. People feel their own guilt.
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
monogomy was just thought up by religious fanatics to keep people in line, i thought.
No, no, no! It's there to protect mens bits from crazy ladies!
women scorned!
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
i wish angel had stayed in.
I liked Angel. I thought she was interesting.
quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:* Having multiple sexual partners or having sex with a promiscuous partner
* History of sexually transmitted disease (STD)
* Sexual intercourse at a young age
Condoms. Easy. THAT'S the message, not projecting guilt onto people just living life their own way.
aye, funny how as someone who has had a few partners, i never felt any guilt until this thread
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
but women can store sperm (for upto 7 days)and the best swimmers fertilise the egg(s)...therefore not needing to be monogamous..in fact if there is more than one baby, that are not identical (ie diff eggs), they could very well have different dads. in some ape and monkey groups the females spread the love as much as the males.
besides...this is 2009 AD, not 10 000 BC
humans as a species have sex for pleasure. as do dolphins (dunno about other species yet). both humans and dolphins can get about abit.
I'm 35 next week, am i enough under 50 to be posting here? 
quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:* Having multiple sexual partners or having sex with a promiscuous partner
* History of sexually transmitted disease (STD)
* Sexual intercourse at a young age
Condoms. Easy. THAT'S the message, not projecting guilt onto people just living life their own way.
aye, funny how as someone who has had a few partners, i never felt any guilt until this thread
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
but women can store sperm (for upto 7 days)and the best swimmers fertilise the egg(s)...therefore not needing to be monogamous..in fact if there is more than one baby, that are not identical (ie diff eggs), they could very well have different dads. in some ape and monkey groups the females spread the love as much as the males.
besides...this is 2009 AD, not 10 000 BC
humans as a species have sex for pleasure. as do dolphins (dunno about other species yet). both humans and dolphins can get about abit.
True ............but I thought we'd evolved from monkeys
Is going back in our developmental process such a good thing?quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:* Having multiple sexual partners or having sex with a promiscuous partner
* History of sexually transmitted disease (STD)
* Sexual intercourse at a young age
Condoms. Easy. THAT'S the message, not projecting guilt onto people just living life their own way.
aye, funny how as someone who has had a few partners, i never felt any guilt until this thread
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
but women can store sperm (for upto 7 days)and the best swimmers fertilise the egg(s)...therefore not needing to be monogamous..in fact if there is more than one baby, that are not identical (ie diff eggs), they could very well have different dads. in some ape and monkey groups the females spread the love as much as the males.
besides...this is 2009 AD, not 10 000 BC
humans as a species have sex for pleasure. as do dolphins (dunno about other species yet). both humans and dolphins can get about abit.
True ............but I thought we'd evolved from monkeys
well it's not a bad thing
sex and reproduction is actually the biggest instinct we have.....as with all animals.these days though we have condoms
(along with other contraception). if that isn't 'evolving' enough to be able to shag without having babies (ie have sex purely for pleasure) i dunno what is quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:* Having multiple sexual partners or having sex with a promiscuous partner
* History of sexually transmitted disease (STD)
* Sexual intercourse at a young age
Condoms. Easy. THAT'S the message, not projecting guilt onto people just living life their own way.
aye, funny how as someone who has had a few partners, i never felt any guilt until this thread
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
but women can store sperm (for upto 7 days)and the best swimmers fertilise the egg(s)...therefore not needing to be monogamous..in fact if there is more than one baby, that are not identical (ie diff eggs), they could very well have different dads. in some ape and monkey groups the females spread the love as much as the males.
besides...this is 2009 AD, not 10 000 BC
humans as a species have sex for pleasure. as do dolphins (dunno about other species yet). both humans and dolphins can get about abit.
True ............but I thought we'd evolved from monkeys
well it's not a bad thing
these days though we have condoms
But that's the thing .........we have evolved from animals haven't we? we don't shit in the street or wee where we stand. We know not to pick our noses in publice ...........we have evolved. Yes sex is nice but we really dont have to lay down with anyone that comes along as the mood takes us do we? I think being a little bit selective and having a bit of decorum is what sets us aside from other primates although .......................I have to say - we do seem to be regressing on that front.
Personally i dont see fear of pregnancy as a reason to be a bit selective TBH.
Ah, Bea the Bonobo. 
To save me reading all the thread (bit early for that), just tell me.... has it turned rude yet?
page 9 paragraph 3....need a map reference?quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
To save me reading all the thread (bit early for that), just tell me.... has it turned rude yet?
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:page 9 paragraph 3....need a map reference?quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
To save me reading all the thread (bit early for that), just tell me.... has it turned rude yet?
I just knew you would know exactly where to look
quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
That's not quite right...both sexes have evolved biologically to be promiscuous....
Because of female promiscuity, the human male has had to evolve sperm that is capable of fighting off the sperm of the woman's other lovers INSIDE her womb , which is where "survival of the fittest" really occurs.
It's in both men and women's reproductive interests to shag around like mental
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
I think I have had exactly enough sex for my age...it might be more sex than other people think is the right amount and it might be less sex that other other people think is the right amount but it is exactly the right amount for me.
Apart from the ones I regret obviously....lets just pretend they never happened.
You sound like Goldilocks and the porridge!
Actually I dont like the use of the word porridge in that sentence
Lisa said that she had had around 50 girls/women is it because she is 41 that it makes it ok for her.
Its not an age related thing its what your moral standards are like, some care some dont but either way its their body they are messing around with.
Its not an age related thing its what your moral standards are like, some care some dont but either way its their body they are messing around with.
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by jennywren:quote:Originally posted by Darthhoob:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:* Having multiple sexual partners or having sex with a promiscuous partner
* History of sexually transmitted disease (STD)
* Sexual intercourse at a young age
Condoms. Easy. THAT'S the message, not projecting guilt onto people just living life their own way.
aye, funny how as someone who has had a few partners, i never felt any guilt until this thread
long as peeps are careful, then it doesn't matter. funny how a woman who does it makes people so shocked in comparison to a bloke doing the same. i've read worse things said about Bea tonight for sleeping with around 50 blokes, than i have heard about kris who had about 4 times as many sexual partners than that
It's basically because men were designed to be polygamous and father several children by several women at once, while women generally were created to be monogamous, having only one child at a time (mostly).
but women can store sperm (for upto 7 days)and the best swimmers fertilise the egg(s)...therefore not needing to be monogamous..in fact if there is more than one baby, that are not identical (ie diff eggs), they could very well have different dads. in some ape and monkey groups the females spread the love as much as the males.
besides...this is 2009 AD, not 10 000 BC
humans as a species have sex for pleasure. as do dolphins (dunno about other species yet). both humans and dolphins can get about abit.
True ............but I thought we'd evolved from monkeys
well it's not a bad thing
these days though we have condoms
But that's the thing .........we have evolved from animals haven't we? we don't shit in the street or wee where we stand. We know not to pick our noses in publice ...........we have evolved. Yes sex is nice but we really dont have to lay down with anyone that comes along as the mood takes us do we? I think being a little bit selective and having a bit of decorum is what sets us aside from other primates although .......................I have to say - we do seem to be regressing on that front.
Personally i dont see fear of pregnancy as a reason to be a bit selective TBH.
i didn't say fear of pregnancy is only reason to be selective, dunno where you pulled that on out of. i've said several times in previous posts that if you use protection, sex is fine. i'm not on about shagging random strangers either. i've NEVER gone home with a bloke from a club, but some people do....who am i to judge how people live? as long as they dont go round infecting everyone else or getting pregnant willy nilly and turning up on jeremy kyle for a DNA test. i also have a respect for sex, but i dont think it should be placed so highly on a pedastal. sex with someone you love is the best, but sex with someone you just simply feel lust for isn't a bad thing either.
most animals, and our ancient ancestors, have sex purely for reproductive purposes...so yes we have evolved and continue to do so