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At great personal risk I have managed to obtain copies of the original letter and the reply. Ninja

Dear Madam Queen

My name is Rodrigo and I am from Brazil. My friend Marcoos tells me that you might know where that is as some of your German relatives have been on a long holiday there since 1945. I hope they like it there as it is a lovely country but I prefer to live here as I love all the British people and as soon as I meet you for tea I will fulfill my biggest dream.

My second dream was to live in a house in London with new British friends and this I am achieving. However they keep disrespecting our house and this makes me cross! I would not do that if I came to your house in Buckinghoom Palas because I know that you are sad because the king died.

I hope you like my letter because my friend Hira helped me to write it and she cried after to say she was happy for me to have the chance to write to you, but my friend Marcoos says that she is β€˜a few sandwiches short of a picnic’ but I do not know what that means.

Madam your majesty

Love from Rodrigo Lopez


Dear Mr Lopez

Thank you so much for your correspondence. Her Majesty the Queen would like to extend her gratitude and best wishes and hopes sincerely that the sour faced witch Lisa is evicted on Friday.

The Queen’s private secretary

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Originally posted by skive:
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
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I think this correspondence will continue! Anyone remember the Henry Root letters? Laugh


Oh my god yes! Can't remember the writer but he made up this guy who wrote to all sorts of top ranking people asking ridiculous things. Laugh

I humbly request you do the same with the Rod/Queen correspondence!
Or maybe this should be a forum thing to do? We write forum 'letters' from HMs to celebrities or whoever!... I'll maybe start a thread tomorrow to that effect! Laugh
Xochi
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
Or maybe this should be a forum thing to do? We write forum 'letters' from HMs to celebrities or whoever!... I'll maybe start a thread tomorrow to that effect! Laugh


Loving that idea! Laugh

Along the lines of David to Vivienne Westwood:

Dear Viv love,

Ey up lass I reet love tha clothes like. Even tho I were in t'remedials at school...

Big Grin
skive
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Originally posted by skive:
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
Or maybe this should be a forum thing to do? We write forum 'letters' from HMs to celebrities or whoever!... I'll maybe start a thread tomorrow to that effect! Laugh


Loving that idea! Laugh

Along the lines of David to Vivienne Westwood:

Dear Viv love,

Ey up lass I reet love tha clothes like. Even tho I were in t'remedials at school...

Big Grin

Exactly like that! Please start a thread... may not be around much tomorrow! But don't forget to ask for a response letter! e.g.
"David. I am very grateful for your devoted attachment to my couture. Sadly, I find myself a woman after my time now. I think perhaps it is time for you to move on too. Regretfully your Viv"
Xochi
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Originally posted by skive:
At great personal risk I have managed to obtain copies of the original letter and the reply. Ninja

Dear Madam Queen

My name is Rodrigo and I am from Brazil. My friend Marcoos tells me that you might know where that is as some of your German relatives have been on a long holiday there since 1945. I hope they like it there as it is a lovely country but I prefer to live here as I love all the British people and as soon as I meet you for tea I will fulfill my biggest dream.

My second dream was to live in a house in London with new British friends and this I am achieving. However they keep disrespecting our house and this makes me cross! I would not do that if I came to your house in Buckinghoom Palas because I know that you are sad because the king died.

I hope you like my letter because my friend Hira helped me to write it and she cried after to say she was happy for me to have the chance to write to you, but my friend Marcoos says that she is β€˜a few sandwiches short of a picnic’ but I do not know what that means.

Madam your majesty

Love from Rodrigo Lopez


Dear Mr Lopez

Thank you so much for your correspondence. Her Majesty the Queen would like to extend her gratitude and best wishes and hopes sincerely that the sour faced witch Lisa is evicted on Friday.

The Queen’s private secretary
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I just spat me diet Vimto! Big Grin
K
dear madam queen
i am very very worried, i don't want to make a big arguments or say bad theengs about people, but some one is reading your letters and this is very very bad, i know this person's name i am telling you thees as a friend, mrs private secretary cannot be a nice person, i hope you you realise thees and tell them off, they are very very disrespectful doing this reading of letters.
they say a bad theeng about my friend lisa, you are queen, you put them in prison, yes?

humbles servant rodrigo lopez.
jacksonb
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Originally posted by JacksonB:
dear madam queen
i am very very worried, i don't want to make a big arguments or say bad theengs about people, but some one is reading your letters and this is very very bad, i know this person's name i am telling you thees as a friend, mrs private secretary cannot be a nice person, i hope you you realise thees and tell them off, they are very very disrespectful doing this reading of letters.
they say a bad theeng about my friend lisa, you are queen, you put them in prison, yes?

humbles servant rodrigo lopez.


Dear Mr. Lopez,

As Her Majesty, the Queen's private secretary, it is my duty to read all correspondence that passes across the Queen's desk. I am not doing any thing illegal and I can assure you that I have Her Majesty's permission to read and respond to her letters.

I hope the remainder of your stay in this country is pleasant.

Best Regards,

Her Majesty's Private Secretary
FM
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Originally posted by skive:
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
Or maybe this should be a forum thing to do? We write forum 'letters' from HMs to celebrities or whoever!... I'll maybe start a thread tomorrow to that effect! Laugh


Loving that idea! Laugh

Along the lines of David to Vivienne Westwood:

Dear Viv love,

Ey up lass I reet love tha clothes like. Even tho I were in t'remedials at school...

Big Grin


PMSL.... Laugh..I wish I could write in accents.... Laugh
stonks
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Originally posted by skive:
At great personal risk I have managed to obtain copies of the original letter and the reply. Ninja

Dear Madam Queen

My name is Rodrigo and I am from Brazil. My friend Marcoos tells me that you might know where that is as some of your German relatives have been on a long holiday there since 1945. I hope they like it there as it is a lovely country but I prefer to live here as I love all the British people and as soon as I meet you for tea I will fulfill my biggest dream.

My second dream was to live in a house in London with new British friends and this I am achieving. However they keep disrespecting our house and this makes me cross! I would not do that if I came to your house in Buckinghoom Palas because I know that you are sad because the king died.

I hope you like my letter because my friend Hira helped me to write it and she cried after to say she was happy for me to have the chance to write to you, but my friend Marcoos says that she is β€˜a few sandwiches short of a picnic’ but I do not know what that means.

Madam your majesty

Love from Rodrigo Lopez


Dear Mr Lopez

Thank you so much for your correspondence. Her Majesty the Queen would like to extend her gratitude and best wishes and hopes sincerely that the sour faced witch Lisa is evicted on Friday.

The Queen’s private secretary


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quote:
Originally posted by skive:
At great personal risk I have managed to obtain copies of the original letter and the reply. Ninja

Dear Madam Queen

My name is Rodrigo and I am from Brazil. My friend Marcoos tells me that you might know where that is as some of your German relatives have been on a long holiday there since 1945. I hope they like it there as it is a lovely country but I prefer to live here as I love all the British people and as soon as I meet you for tea I will fulfill my biggest dream.

My second dream was to live in a house in London with new British friends and this I am achieving. However they keep disrespecting our house and this makes me cross! I would not do that if I came to your house in Buckinghoom Palas because I know that you are sad because the king died.

I hope you like my letter because my friend Hira helped me to write it and she cried after to say she was happy for me to have the chance to write to you, but my friend Marcoos says that she is β€˜a few sandwiches short of a picnic’ but I do not know what that means.

Madam your majesty

Love from Rodrigo Lopez


Dear Mr Lopez

Thank you so much for your correspondence. Her Majesty the Queen would like to extend her gratitude and best wishes and hopes sincerely that the sour faced witch Lisa is evicted on Friday.

The Queen’s private secretary


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