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Secrets!!!
I'm a good boy.
I'm a good boy. 
blackpool
quote:Originally posted by langster:
Secrets!!!
I thought you were female
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by langster:
Secrets!!!
I thought you were female
So did my ex
Nothing like self deprivating humour eh
Well, I was trying to order a round of drinks at this bar, and there was this lovely looking Irish girl next to me.
Her boyfriend was behind us and he was checking himself out in this mirror and must have got his aim wrong...
Her boyfriend was behind us and he was checking himself out in this mirror and must have got his aim wrong...
morrisons car park
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Well, I was trying to order a round of drinks at this bar, and there was this lovely looking Irish girl next to me.
Her boyfriend was behind us and he was checking himself out in this mirror and must have got his aim wrong...
quote:Originally posted by charmer:
morrisons car park
you dirty little
I never go lower than Sainsbury's 
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by charmer:
morrisons car park
you dirty little
OH was putting the shopping in the boot at the time
quote:Originally posted by langster:quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:quote:Originally posted by langster:
Secrets!!!
I thought you were female
So did my ex
Nothing like self deprivating humour eh
quote:Originally posted by jdcoke:quote:Originally posted by charmer:
morrisons car park
you dirty little
At the minute I'd try Netto or Aldi
W broke into a village hall and did it on the pool table!
I don't think you'd believe me if I told you
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
W broke into a village hall and did it on the pool table!
seen it..
on you tube
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
I don't think you'd believe me if I told you
On top of the Asda in Wigan.
I've never done it. 
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
I've never done it.
Is the little buns name gonna be Jesus?
On a rowing boat, on a lake!
quote:Originally posted by Soozy woo:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
I've never done it.
Is the little buns name gonna be Jesus?
Maybe.
A church hall
Putting away Badminton equipment
Putting away Badminton equipment
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
A church hall
Putting away Badminton equipment
You played shuttle cock?
quote:On top of the Asda in Wigan.
Sorry, just remembered it was the Co-op.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Well, I was trying to order a round of drinks at this bar, and there was this lovely looking Irish girl next to me.
Her boyfriend was behind us and he was checking himself out in this mirror and must have got his aim wrong...
That was delicious!!!
A beach, a park or a church doorway. I think I'm going to hell.
I think I'm going to hell.
In a bunch of nettles.
Graveyard, McDonalds car park, on a pedalo, hiding behind the open doors of an office filing cabinet, Tesco car park, on a golf course (I became the 19th hole that afternoon), on a bridge, on a fire escape, on a bus, many pub toilets, that's all I can think of for now. I'll come back if I think of any more.
A woodland beach area, pub toilets or my friend's mum's bed with my friend asleep next to me...I'm not too sure if the second one is strange or just in bad taste
Me and my ex were the only ones on the train going up to Abersoch, we got carried away, when all of a sudden the train pulled up at Barmouth station, theres me bobbing up and down nicely infront of a platform of people lol
On top of a double decker bus.
In the gardeners shed in a graveyard.
My back garden.
In the toilet of a travelling train.
In the car.
In an open field.
There must be others.......I'll get back to you.
In the gardeners shed in a graveyard.
My back garden.
In the toilet of a travelling train.
In the car.
In an open field.
There must be others.......I'll get back to you.
a train
Well, if you're all going to be honest about it, I'll admit to Longleat.
And you all have the cheek to talk about Noirin woman is a saint
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:On top of the Asda in Wigan.
Sorry, just remembered it was the Co-op.
fracas, I hope you got your divi on that
*Is well p'd off at her sheltered life*
YOUR house 
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Graveyard, McDonalds car park , on a pedalo, hiding behind the open doors of an office filing cabinet, Tesco car park, on a golf course (I became the 19th hole that afternoon), on a bridge, on a fire escape, on a bus, many pub toilets, that's all I can think of for now. I'll come back if I think of any more.
did you ask him if he wanted it super sized?
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At the top of a hill where the stations of the cross are ... under a statue of Jesus on the cross... Irish Catholic...my fellow Catholics maybe be horrified by this but i was a rebel - schooled by Nuns etc..had to be done!