fish odour syndrome..!

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charmer

ewwwww!

i just read this awful story in a weekly rag about this bird who when she sweat 'stank of fish'-her words not mine
she had to move house a couple of times cos the neighbours made her life a misery and she did theirs cos of the 'stench'
but its a proper disease
i dont want to have it
im going to bed
im having a shower first
it affects men and women
check yourselves

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DarthhoobMember

*sniffs*

8/3/094:57 PM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
*sniffs*

*sniffs back*

8/3/094:59 PM

LeccyMember

I smell of fabric softener, baccy, fresh nail varnish (yes!) smart price lemonade (is vod still classed as odourless? I don't believe so) and possibly the Kiev I had for tea...and not necessarily in that order.

Bow down at my class and sophistication minions

8/3/095:00 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

My dog's bum wind smells of fish sometimes.

8/3/095:00 PM

dexMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:

check yourselves

If I could do that I'd never leave the house.

8/3/095:01 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

This is one of those threads you know you shouldn't click on... but you just can't help it!

8/3/095:01 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
My dog's bum wind smells of fish sometimes.

You need to give his anal glands a good squeeze

8/3/095:01 PM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
My dog's bum wind smells of fish sometimes.

i remember that thread

8/3/095:03 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Where's the fishy smell advert?

8/3/095:03 PM

DarthhoobMember

i smell like cucumber and coconut....and chicken korma

oh and coffee

all begin with C strangely

8/3/095:03 PM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
My dog's bum wind smells of fish sometimes.

i remember that thread

so do i lol

you got it's glands emptied yet queen?

8/3/095:04 PM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
My dog's bum wind smells of fish sometimes.

have you cleared that 'birthing airing cupboard' out yet

blimey!
that seems like ages ago we was on about that!

8/3/095:05 PM

cupMember

did you ever hear the jokes billy connolly done on that

you know you shouldnt laugh my god

but it is awful thing imaging having that

8/3/095:06 PM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
i smell like cucumber and coconut....and chicken korma

oh and coffee

all begin with C strangely

Cod..

8/3/095:06 PM

Queen of the High TeasMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
My dog's bum wind smells of fish sometimes.

i remember that thread

so do i lol

you got it's glands emptied yet queen?

Apparently not as it turns out this evening. We gave her some dog meat to see if it would, ahem, 'push things through' a bit better, but tonight she's back to stinking like Billingsgate market on a Friday night.

Hubby's fingers are going up that bum tomorrow night for definite this time. I don't care how much he cries.

8/3/095:08 PM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
i smell like cucumber and coconut....and chicken korma

oh and coffee

all begin with C strangely

Caaaah!

8/3/095:09 PM

CaptVimesMember 10 years

I guess they cod not take it anymore.

8/3/095:10 PM

MathematicsMember

I watched a documentary on Fish Odour Syndrome several months ago. It can actually be quite life destroying. There was a young boy featured who gets bullied for having it, even though there was nothing he could do to cure it. His mother has to wash his bed every single morning, and as far as I remember, the kid has to literally scrub his skin red raw in the shower, and even then he still smells of fish. It’s terrible.

8/3/095:10 PM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by charmer:
quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
i smell like cucumber and coconut....and chicken korma

oh and coffee

all begin with C strangely

Cod..

not yet

8/3/095:13 PM

charmerMember

quote:
Originally posted by CaptVimes:
I guess they cod not take it anymore.

now stop being an arse 'sole'

anyway maths
i wasnt intending this to be a piss taking thread-much-but i wouldnt fancy it, and theres no cure!
just a change of diet

8/3/095:14 PM

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