I know that chaps of all ages like to pleasure themselves - just as women like to. Its just that ONLY Marcus is harping on about it - like he's got something to prove. I bet they have ALL pleasured themselves discreetly in one place or other - have they mentioned it???. Marcus just SCREAMS schoolboy/never done it before so I'll pretend that I have/and I'm so testosterone filled that I just HAVE to ease the pressure wherever/whenever I can - dopey git
I think I need to get some sleep, Marcus looks like one of the 7 dwarfs in the pic off this thread
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
I know that chaps of all ages like to pleasure themselves - just as women like to. Its just that ONLY Marcus is harping on about it - like he's got something to prove. I bet they have ALL pleasured themselves discreetly in one place or other - have they mentioned it???. Marcus just SCREAMS schoolboy/never done it before so I'll pretend that I have/and I'm so testosterone filled that I just HAVE to ease the pressure wherever/whenever I can - dopey git
Apparently Rodders is in the lead in the old one hand jobby stakes. haven't heard a peep out of him though.
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
its all a matter of perspective, to ME he IS "a lad" AND bloody hell.....when I was his age...well,....I was younger, hehe,...and we used have a LAUGH,....ALL the time,.. best years of my life my 30s
PS of course a 30 something who is married with children, is a different animal alltogether than a 30 something with NO dependants or house payments to keep up,...MY 30s were GREAT years,
Very different!
OK, fine.
Talk about your wanking techniques until you need the blue pills and beyond, but just keep it off my TV!
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking...
Hardly surprising he looks a right state...He'd find it hard to get some action, plus the personal hygene issues ain't gonna get him pussy any time soon.
Being a so-Called celeb when he gets out, reckon there will be plenty of Lady hangers on.
In his dreams. The guy needs to get a makeover shave off them lambchop sideburns, cut the tail off, have a wash brush his teeth, and buy some clothes that were'nt made/worn in the 80's.
It all depends on the agents they get when they leave. Look at Brian who won???? He is now a sidekick on BBBM. OMG I cringe every time i see him now........ It's not always the winners who come off best--- It is the agent that forges their career. quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking...
Hardly surprising he looks a right state...He'd find it hard to get some action, plus the personal hygene issues ain't gonna get him pussy any time soon.
Being a so-Called celeb when he gets out, reckon there will be plenty of Lady hangers on.
In his dreams. The guy needs to get a makeover shave off them lambchop sideburns, cut the tail off, have a wash brush his teeth, and buy some clothes that were'nt made/worn in the 80's.
Well I hope his advices the above for him, because he looks a state.
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking... I dont really think he's ever 'had' a girl in his life (please excuse the expression). Remember when they won a task or something and HE said something like 'we're gonna get prostitutes'.... I'm not SWEARING thats what he said - he might have said lapdancers....
anyhow the point is the same...
someone once told me that when people BRAG about sex, its usually cos they're not getting any - I believe this to be true in Marcus' case
you would have a good point if it were true,
what ACTUALLY HAPPENED was,....they were told they had to do the Henry 8th task, and when the girls were putting on their costumes he said,"bring out the prostitutes" and NOT "we are gonne get" etc,
cause he was, no doubt, refering to the fact that old Henry was one for the ...."ladies"
as for has he ever had a girl friend, I dunno, I suppose it IS possible that he hasnt,
and that could be due to all sorts of resons, and IF it was true that he was "unlucky in love" for what ever reason.....its not really nice to take the piss , cause "there but for the grace of god etc",
I seem to remember a few HMs boasting about their "conquests" and some even going into detail about who they would or wouldnt "do"
I even remember the first winner of BB the wuverly cwaig, talking about one of the girl HMs
(cant remeber her name) but I remember what he said, "who *****? oh yeah, Id do her, Id do her right there on the floor right now,"
I bet HE didnt get called names though,
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
I know that chaps of all ages like to pleasure themselves - just as women like to. Its just that ONLY Marcus is harping on about it - like he's got something to prove. I bet they have ALL pleasured themselves discreetly in one place or other - have they mentioned it???. Marcus just SCREAMS schoolboy/never done it before so I'll pretend that I have/and I'm so testosterone filled that I just HAVE to ease the pressure wherever/whenever I can - dopey git
Apparently Rodders is in the lead in the old one hand jobby stakes. haven't heard a peep out of him though.
precisely
I'm just glad I'm not a man who's ruled by his third leg 
quote:Originally posted by shar69:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
How many 35 year olds would take a couple of friends over to the toilet, to show them their routine?
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
OHG I was so tempted to start a OHG really is a wanker thread, but thought I had better not, it might get me shot if peeps didn't see this first.
I was wonce a vewy high wanking member of a bike cwub I was the pwesident,
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I'm just glad I'm not a man who's ruled by his third leg
OH its a NIGHTMARE I tell ya, life of its bloody own till ya reach ya mid 40s,
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking... I dont really think he's ever 'had' a girl in his life (please excuse the expression). Remember when they won a task or something and HE said something like 'we're gonna get prostitutes'.... I'm not SWEARING thats what he said - he might have said lapdancers....
anyhow the point is the same...
someone once told me that when people BRAG about sex, its usually cos they're not getting any - I believe this to be true in Marcus' case
you would have a good point if it were true,
what ACTUALLY HAPPENED was,....they were told they had to do the Henry 8th task, and when the girls were putting on their costumes he said,"bring out the prostitutes" and NOT "we are gonne get" etc,
cause he was, no doubt, refering to the fact that old Henry was one for the ...."ladies"
as for has he ever had a girl friend, I dunno, I suppose it IS possible that he hasnt,
and that could be due to all sorts of resons, and IF it was true that he was "unlucky in love" for what ever reason.....its not really nice to take the piss , cause "there but for the grace of god etc",
I seem to remember a few HMs boasting about their "conquests" and some even going into detail about who they would or wouldnt "do"
I even remember the first winner of BB the wuverly cwaig, talking about one of the girl HMs
(cant remeber her name) but I remember what he said, "who *****? oh yeah, Id do her, Id do her right there on the floor right now,"
I bet HE didnt get called names though,
I'm not in any way shape or form taking the piss re Marcus
He could learn a thing or two from the younger males in the house - they're not all talking about how they're gagging to find a spot in the house to have a wank without being spotted. I'm pretty damned sure that all the other guys have done it without harping on about it - but Marcus has to make a song and dance about it, as if, maybe he could be populating half of the world instead 
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
the guy is obsessed with wanking...
Hardly surprising he looks a right state...He'd find it hard to get some action, plus the personal hygene issues ain't gonna get him pussy any time soon.
Being a so-Called celeb when he gets out, reckon there will be plenty of Lady hangers on.
In his dreams. The guy needs to get a makeover shave off them lambchop sideburns, cut the tail off, have a wash brush his teeth, and buy some clothes that were'nt made/worn in the 80's.
Well I hope his advices the above for him, because he looks a state.
Lets get him to you SR for a makeover. As long as there is no Mankinis involved we will be good to go. quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by shar69:quote:Originally posted by Real:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
OH and lets NOT forget to rush and make ANOTHER "EWWWW" thread cause its about Marcus,....I will tell ya this....I would be VERY concerned at ANY male between the age of 14 and 104 who HADNT felt the need to erm...."take the preasure off" after being in there so long,
masturbation...its PERFECTLY natural ya know? ALL men do it, and lots of women tell lies,
How many 35 year olds would take a couple of friends over to the toilet, to show them their routine?
haha well...AHEM when I was a younger lad and a bunch of us lads would get erm.....a bit "tippsy" we would quite often have conversations about ALL sorts of things...its what BLOKES do,
OHG I was so tempted to start a OHG really is a wanker thread, but thought I had better not, it might get me shot if peeps didn't see this first.
I was wonce a vewy high wanking member of a bike cwub I was the pwesident,
ooooh so you were top wanked
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I'm just glad I'm not a man who's ruled by his third leg
Phewwwwwww. Sweating there. Thought you was gonna say a third arm???? quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I'm just glad I'm not a man who's ruled by his third leg
OH its a NIGHTMARE I tell ya, life of its bloody own till ya reach ya mid 40s,
I've heard from some friends that for some men it can go on way beyond their 40's lol
quote:Originally posted by fz:
I think they should all do it at the same time...turn it into a task.
They could call it "First come, first served!"
Words fail me! No wonder he still lives with his mum, if this is how he behaves. Would love to know what his chat up lines are 
ooh, on second thoughts, no I wouldnt. He is beyond disgusting 
quote:Originally posted by ŅÏÎđâŅŅОÏηКŅÎģ:
Apparently he was removing a mirror from the toilet wall as part of a tutorial on how he's been managing to masturbate in privacy.
That is vile