That's the kind of story a school boy would tell,she had a cookie that said bluebells ,his said Saturday so he knew to walk down a certain path were bluebells grow on a Saturday and they had sex ,as you would 
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I think the only legover Marcus has had, is over his motor bike.
I doubt he had a motorbike!!quote:Originally posted by mozart:
I think the only legover Marcus has had, is over his motor bike.
The path were the bluebells were
He passed Hedi and her grandfather on the way
He passed Hedi and her grandfather on the way
quote:Originally posted by mozart:
I think the only legover Marcus has had, is over his motor bike.
quote:Originally posted by mozart:
I think the only legover Marcus has had, is over his motor bike.
I think you might be right,maybe he has lots of sex in his world.
'and then i had sex with her'..... 
what a romantic old fool he is.
what a romantic old fool he is.
Me - Ohh loookie bluebells 
Her
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Her
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Is the dark horse a mare or a filly. I have my suspicions you know. 
Probably a gelding.quote:Originally posted by mozart:
Is the dark horse a mare or a filly. I have my suspicions you know.
Black Beauty needs gelded.
Then he went home and admired his hand reared hollyhocks!
quote:Originally posted by mozart:
I think the only legover Marcus has had, is over his motor bike.
LMAO
quote:Originally posted by fz:
'and then i had sex with her'.....
i cringed too ....he is disgusting ...................effin first class idiot.
You forgot the shameless begging and weeping, mate.quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Me - Ohh loookie bluebells
Her
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And the slap.
