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Was it before or after nominations?
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It will complete the tail
It will complete the tail
Crossing the boundaries of taste and decency have never worried Big Brother's self-styled Irrepressible Dark Horse, Marcus. And today, he plumbed new depths.
While nominations rolled on, Marcus thought he'd share some private information about 'Marcus time' with Halfwit and Bea. Information we're sure they could have done without knowing.
As Halfwit looked on, Marcus sat on the step in the Garden, giving his bicep a workout on the dumbbell, his other arm placed manfully on his knee. They talked about nominations. Nothing unusual there, you might think. But wait...
"I'm going to do my nominations, then channel some sexual energy," announced Marcus.
Halfwit giggled. Readers of a sensitive disposition, look away now.
"Do you think my way is heroic?" Marcus asked Bea as she joined them in the Garden. "My way. Is it heroic?"
"No," she replied. We think by the word 'way' he was referring to some sort of method for creating a 'blind spot' in order to have some privacy.
"I will show you. I'll show you that my way is heroic. Come on, let's get the duvet and I'll show you."
Bea and Halfwith followed Marcus.
"You're not actually going to..?" said Halfwit, worried.
"I might," said Marcus. The threesome walked through the Lounge and into the Toilet.
"I've got a very attractive penis, thank you for asking," said Marcus. Er, he didn't ask, Marcus. No-one asked.
"Right you take that off," said Marcus, grappling with the mirror in the Toilet, unable to take it off the wall. "Denied!"
"Beautifully ironic and weird," laughed Halfwit.
"You can't stop the champ!" said Marcus. "I'm a force of nature. You can't stop a force of nature."
Just then Big Brother reminded Marcus not to tamper with the fixtures and fittings. So instead he covered himself with a duvet and started gesturing, narrating as he went.
"You've got your tissues there. And then you just work away," he instructed. Work away? At what Marcus, at what?!
It wasn't long before Big Brother called Marcus into the Diary Room and punished him for tampering. With fixtures and fittings, that is, not himself.
"You are bad man," Halfwit told him, as Marcus skulked grumpily to the jail in the Garden. "You can go to prison and reflect."
"They can't stop me. The very nature of the Irrepressible Dark Horse just is... irrepressible," confirmed Marcus.
Let's hope he uses his private time wisely. With nothing too private, that is.
While nominations rolled on, Marcus thought he'd share some private information about 'Marcus time' with Halfwit and Bea. Information we're sure they could have done without knowing.
As Halfwit looked on, Marcus sat on the step in the Garden, giving his bicep a workout on the dumbbell, his other arm placed manfully on his knee. They talked about nominations. Nothing unusual there, you might think. But wait...
"I'm going to do my nominations, then channel some sexual energy," announced Marcus.
Halfwit giggled. Readers of a sensitive disposition, look away now.
"Do you think my way is heroic?" Marcus asked Bea as she joined them in the Garden. "My way. Is it heroic?"
"No," she replied. We think by the word 'way' he was referring to some sort of method for creating a 'blind spot' in order to have some privacy.
"I will show you. I'll show you that my way is heroic. Come on, let's get the duvet and I'll show you."
Bea and Halfwith followed Marcus.
"You're not actually going to..?" said Halfwit, worried.
"I might," said Marcus. The threesome walked through the Lounge and into the Toilet.
"I've got a very attractive penis, thank you for asking," said Marcus. Er, he didn't ask, Marcus. No-one asked.
"Right you take that off," said Marcus, grappling with the mirror in the Toilet, unable to take it off the wall. "Denied!"
"Beautifully ironic and weird," laughed Halfwit.
"You can't stop the champ!" said Marcus. "I'm a force of nature. You can't stop a force of nature."
Just then Big Brother reminded Marcus not to tamper with the fixtures and fittings. So instead he covered himself with a duvet and started gesturing, narrating as he went.
"You've got your tissues there. And then you just work away," he instructed. Work away? At what Marcus, at what?!
It wasn't long before Big Brother called Marcus into the Diary Room and punished him for tampering. With fixtures and fittings, that is, not himself.
"You are bad man," Halfwit told him, as Marcus skulked grumpily to the jail in the Garden. "You can go to prison and reflect."
"They can't stop me. The very nature of the Irrepressible Dark Horse just is... irrepressible," confirmed Marcus.
Let's hope he uses his private time wisely. With nothing too private, that is.
Marcus bigging himself up again 
does it really matter it was something small and stupid .quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Was it before or after nominations?
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:does it really matter it was something small and stupid .quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Was it before or after nominations?
In the past, HMs who are in jail are not allowed to nominate.
So yes, it may well matter...
Ahahha oh I love that man
Some of the responses underneath this story are hilarious:
quote:I don't vote for an eviction for this man, but execution instead to save the human race from any off springs.
quote:grrrrrrrr...hes just a complete numpty...and thats halfwit!...he laughs like one,talks like one ...is one...as for Marcus...film it,scrap it,hate it!! hes so awfully vile i feel a bit of vomit comming up every time i see him and those pack of 3 special vests from asda and his poncey hair style ....pleeeese get him out im turnning into a hatefull person!..lol
quote:Does he take that bloody duvet everywhere with him? It must stink to high heaven! Yuk! Specially if he's been w***ing under it! Makes me want to puke!
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:does it really matter it was something small and stupid .quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Was it before or after nominations?
You've seen it then
Thanks for that darlo 
quote:Originally posted by Eugene's Lair:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:does it really matter it was something small and stupid .quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Was it before or after nominations?
In the past, HMs who are in jail are not allowed to nominate.
So yes, it may well matter...
Took the words right out of my mouth ...
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Ahahha oh I love that man
He's hilarious
.quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Marcus bigging himself up again
I find him so disgusting. I can't imagine why anyone would be interested in how he manages to relieve himself.
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Ahahha oh I love that man
He's hilarious
quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:
I find him so disgusting. I can't imagine why anyone would be interested in how he manages to relieve himself.
memba hes got thousands of fans.....probably all those ninjas hes fought until his bones gave out.......
quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:
I find him so disgusting. I can't imagine why anyone would be interested in how he manages to relieve himself.
That's tame. He told us all a few weeks back, in a convo with Vash and Freddie, that he took a photo of his arse whilst having a shite.
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That's tame. He told us all a few weeks back, in a convo with Vash and Freddie, that he took a photo of his arse whilst having a shite.[/QUOTE]
that is funny if not slightly disturbing oh boys will boys
That's tame. He told us all a few weeks back, in a convo with Vash and Freddie, that he took a photo of his arse whilst having a shite.[/QUOTE]
that is funny if not slightly disturbing oh boys will boys
quote:Originally posted by The Guru:quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:
I find him so disgusting. I can't imagine why anyone would be interested in how he manages to relieve himself.
That's tame. He told us all a few weeks back, in a convo with Vash and Freddie, that he took a photo of his arse whilst having a shite.
OMG
He really is vile.
He really needs to be taken in hand.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He really needs to be taken in hand.
or hoof.........
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
He really needs to be taken in hand.
I like him.
A certain part of himself, by the sound of itquote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Marcus bigging himself up again
well it makes me wonder what they are going to do with siavash
never nominating again it cannot be jail couldnt be same punishment,nor the silly one of doing a personal task to avoid eviction useless because he wants to be up anyway
only thing is for all up except him or he has to add another person to eviction list something harsh it has to be
never nominating again it cannot be jail couldnt be same punishment,nor the silly one of doing a personal task to avoid eviction useless because he wants to be up anyway
only thing is for all up except him or he has to add another person to eviction list something harsh it has to be
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Ahahha oh I love that man
He's hilarious
he's repulsive and revolting.
Can he just stay there for the duration? Nast digusting little man/boy.
Marcus is simply awesome right now, theres no stopping him.
Noirin leaving is his rebirth.
Noirin leaving is his rebirth.
aGREE,bb should leave him there ! they just need to send two lumps of sugar every couple of hoursquote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Can he just stay there for the duration? Nast digusting little man/boy.
I'd take a bag of oats down to the jail. 
So he wanted an audience while he wanked
Noooooooo free Marcus
Best place for the perverted tosser. The man disgusts me in everyway
quote:Originally posted by wonder:
Best place for the perverted tosser. The man disgusts me in everyway
A quote from his website:
"Remodeled
Microman Lady
And I made
the dress"
There are as yet unplumbed levels of weirdness to the Irrepressible Dark Horse.
"Remodeled
Microman Lady
And I made
the dress"
There are as yet unplumbed levels of weirdness to the Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Ive always thought if you wanted to do it without being shown all you need to do is take all your clothes off in the loo and do it while you are having a shit. They would never show it in a million years.