quote:What happened to the love, Dogface? It seems so long ago that Dogface squeezed into the Diary Room with Halfwit, Bea and Siavash to declare "I love Marcus", but it was only last week. How things have changed. Doing some washing with David today, Dogface could take it no more.
"He irritates me so much!" she said of Marcus. "He ******* annoys me! He said in there, 'I want to go this week guys'. That's influencing our votes innit?"
"Course it is!" agreed David, shocked.
"He said it to Freddie before he went in the Diary Room [to nominate]," continued Dogface.
"I might call him up on that," said David.
"Bloody do!" encouraged Dogface.
The pair got on with their washing until David made a startling discovery.
"Ohh. I nearly washed Marcus' then," he said, chucking down a vest.
"Feel free if you want to," joked Dogface.
"Wash it in that toilet?" chuckled David.
Dogface gingerly picked up the soaking vest and stared at it, before chucking it back in the bath, appalled.
"That is disgusting!" she shrieked. "There's yellow stains on the armpit! That is making me gag!"
Dogface composed herself, then leaned in conspiratorially to David. "He wears the same clothes every day. It doesn't surprise me. He's only done one lot of washing since he's been here."
The two shared a shudder, and moved on to washing their own stuff, visibly shaken. Yep, we can say the love's definitely gone.
Sophie looks in disgust at Marcus's vest which got mixed up in her washing
