Halfwits song....has it inspired you to have a go?
feel the nature flowing through dobedobedo
feel the nature flowing through dobedobedo
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Been there done that. lol.
is that what it was about? I was too busy cringing to listen to the lyrics. mm. nope it's overrated I reckon
quote:Originally posted by WILDER X:
Been there done that. lol.
still do
he may as well have pulled his kecks down and lobbed one off..
dirty boy!
dirty boy!
Maybe if the weather was better than it has been lately!
quote:Originally posted by WILDER X:
Been there done that. lol.
and in nightclubs too?You're ALL s****'s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'll have a screwdriver please.... no, make that a Harvey wallbanger, no, a slow comfortable screw, no, a Legspreader, no, oh fug it, I'll have them alllllllllllllllllllll!"
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
he may as well have pulled his kecks down and lobbed one off..
dirty boy!
He is a bit of a sleazebag isn't he?quote:and in nightclubs too?
No. I couldn't do that.
Springtime, sex outside weather
As we lie beneath this weeping willow
Of course its better than a pillow
In this sunny springtime afternoon
So walk with me in the woods
We will go for a row on the lake
So
dobedobedobedobe scat
This is springtime
I feel the sunny rays
The birds they sing
This is the song
doobeboobababdoobiebaba
feel the nature flowing through
and feel that peace in the sunshine chaaaaaa
*place clenched fist to forehead*
took him 8 weeks
As we lie beneath this weeping willow
Of course its better than a pillow
In this sunny springtime afternoon
So walk with me in the woods
We will go for a row on the lake
So
dobedobedobedobe scat
This is springtime
I feel the sunny rays
The birds they sing
This is the song
doobeboobababdoobiebaba
feel the nature flowing through
and feel that peace in the sunshine chaaaaaa
*place clenched fist to forehead*
took him 8 weeks
the weirdest place I've ever done it is standing up in an Oxfam changing cubicle. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing 
And then blame the fact you sounded utterly shite on Charlie letting off the fire extinguisher and not the fact you smoke like a chimneyquote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Springtime, sex outside weather
As we lie beneath this weeping willow
Of course its better than a pillow
In this sunny springtime afternoon
So walk with me in the woods
We will go for a row on the lake
So
dobedobedobedobe scat
This is springtime
I feel the sunny rays
The birds they sing
This is the song
doobeboobababdoobiebaba
feel the nature flowing through
and feel that peace in the sunshine chaaaaaa
*place clenched fist to forehead*
took him 8 weeks
quote:Originally posted by JâŽÅĄÂĩ§ ÃÃą à ÂĐhÃķÃÃūÊÂŪ:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
he may as well have pulled his kecks down and lobbed one off..
dirty boy!
He's like a rutting stag.. he's starting to give me the heebee-geebees.. I swear when he clutched his fist to his forehead he was, as the French say, 'petite mort' ing...
Bullshite!!!!!!!!!quote:Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:
the weirdest place I've ever done it is standing up in an Oxfam changing cubicle. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing
There is no way on God's earth that you'd ....
step foot in an Oxfam shop
I was too busy waiting for the jazz hands
I didn't realise it was jazzy lyrics!
I didn't realise it was jazzy lyrics!
He needs to learn to play it cool, there is NOTHING sexually appealing about a man who acts like a puppy who has been locked in the house all day, scrambling to get out the back door before he wee's on the kitchen floor.quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by JâŽÅĄÂĩ§ ÃÃą à ÂĐhÃķÃÃūÊÂŪ:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
he may as well have pulled his kecks down and lobbed one off..
dirty boy!
He's like a rutting stag.. he's starting to give me the heebee-geebees.. I swear when he clutched his fist to his forehead he was, as the French say, 'petite mort' ing...
quote:Originally posted by JâŽÅĄÂĩ§ ÃÃą à ÂĐhÃķÃÃūÊÂŪ:Bullshite!!!!!!!!!quote:Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:
the weirdest place I've ever done it is standing up in an Oxfam changing cubicle. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing
There is no way on God's earth that you'd ....
step foot in an Oxfam shop
I was a student....the days of Harvey Nicks had not yet arrived for me
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I was too busy waiting for the jazz hands
I didn't realise it was jazzy lyrics!
More like jizzy lyrics....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I was too busy waiting for the jazz hands
I didn't realise it was jazzy lyrics!
More like jizzy lyrics....
Ohhh we is in choon.. I was going to post that, but didn't..
stonkssssyyy!!!!
Did it about 20 years ago. Do prefer the bedroom,quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Halfwits song....has it inspired you to have a go?
feel the nature flowing through dobedobedo
Couldnt resist the bargain rail?quote:Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:
the weirdest place I've ever done it is standing up in an Oxfam changing cubicle. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I was too busy waiting for the jazz hands
I didn't realise it was jazzy lyrics!
More like jizzy lyrics....
Ohhh we is in choon.. I was going to post that, but didn't..
stonkssssyyy!!!!
I could'nt resists....
Tuppssss!!!!
It really put me off Freddie, am i too fickle? Siavash is getting on me beans aswell, the 'poor me' act is getting waaaaay old now..am i really in a position where i dont care who wins?? 2nd year in a row if it is ..
Freddie is seriously deluded and you have to question his whole judgement and outlook because he hoped that load of tosh would win over Bea He's like someone living in a parallel universe not able to come to grips with the real world.
He's like someone living in a parallel universe not able to come to grips with the real world.
While most of us may have been laughing or cringing....someone somewhere might have found it alluring.
They say there's someone for everyone.
The song took him 8 weeks to compose,makes Peter Andres Insania look like inventing the wheel!
They say there's someone for everyone.
The song took him 8 weeks to compose,makes Peter Andres Insania look like inventing the wheel!
quote:Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:quote:Originally posted by JâŽÅĄÂĩ§ ÃÃą à ÂĐhÃķÃÃūÊÂŪ:Bullshite!!!!!!!!!quote:Originally posted by vodka jellyfish:
the weirdest place I've ever done it is standing up in an Oxfam changing cubicle. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing
There is no way on God's earth that you'd ....
step foot in an Oxfam shop
I was a student....the days of Harvey Nicks had not yet arrived for me
Oh, OK, I'll let you off then
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
While most of us may have been laughing or cringing....someone somewhere might have found it alluring.
They say there's someone for everyone.
The song took him 8 weeks to compose,makes Peter Andres Insania look like inventing the wheel!
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Springtime, sex outside weather
As we lie beneath this weeping willow
Of course its better than a pillow
In this sunny springtime afternoon
So walk with me in the woods
We will go for a row on the lake
So
dobedobedobedobe scat
This is springtime
I feel the sunny rays
The birds they sing
This is the song
doobeboobababdoobiebaba
feel the nature flowing through
and feel that peace in the sunshine chaaaaaa
*place clenched fist to forehead*
took him 8 weeks
I have a very low pain threshold. So I watched him ...errrmmm....sing?...with the mute button on, which was hysterically funny. Without the noise distraction, it was easier to focus on his OTT dramatic delivery & the dazed/nauseaous expressions of the HMs
But thanks for posting the lyrics and making me laugh all over again!
Grass stains or sand in your butt, at my age these are not great options 
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by electric6:
I was too busy waiting for the jazz hands
I didn't realise it was jazzy lyrics!
More like jizzy lyrics....
That explains the expression on his face, and innocent me thought he was just concentrating
It was a very passionate performance!
quote:Originally posted by angelsword:
It was a very passionate performance!
It was that,dont think it had the desired effect on Bea though.
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
dobedobedobedobe scat
EWWW was that a sexual reference too
durty , durty boy
quote:Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:quote:Originally posted by WILDER X:
Been there done that. lol.
still do
We agree on lots.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:quote:Originally posted by WILDER X:
Been there done that. lol.
still do
We agree on lots.
well, more than i expected.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
dobedobedobedobe scat
EWWW was that a sexual reference too
durty , durty boy
Im sure I dont know what you mean
quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Grass stains or sand in your butt, at my age these are not great options
You're meant to take a travelling blanket with you.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Grass stains or sand in your butt, at my age these are not great options
You're meant to take a travelling blanket with you.
Thats premeditated GJ....thought the outdoor sex was spontaneous
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Grass stains or sand in your butt, at my age these are not great options
You're meant to take a travelling blanket with you.
Thats premeditated GJ....thought the outdoor sex was spontaneous
It can be but that would be a 'nee tremblah up again a tree.
quote:Originally posted by JâŽÅĄÂĩ§ ÃÃą à ÂĐhÃķÃÃūÊÂŪ:quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
While most of us may have been laughing or cringing....someone somewhere might have found it alluring.
They say there's someone for everyone.
The song took him 8 weeks to compose,makes Peter Andres Insania look like inventing the wheel!
the lyrics arent up to much are they?