At this point in time, no. I could swear to high heaven

Me either, I think I would have to sneak out down the pub for quiz night and down a few bevvies before heading off down the local lapdance club.

I wouldnt be able to make them in the first place, let alone keeping them

If I text the kids and type in "mum" it comes up "nun. Even technology mocks me. **sigh** 

No way can I be a nun - just think of the word. Nun. It just says it.

And since when has alcohol and quiz nights been off limits? I've seen Father Ted. I know these things.

There is no way I could become a monk. My aunt has been a nun for many years, an ordinary hardworking person (her convent was effectively a care home for elderly women), and not like ones portrayed in films. When someone joins an order they start off as a novice rather than as a nun or monk. This is so that they can see whether they are suited and so that the order can see if they are suited.