Run upstairs and...............
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Thought this'd be brb relatedquote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Run upstairs and...............
Urinate?
(sorry I watched Big Bang Theory last night
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(sorry I watched Big Bang Theory last night
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pretend you can fly?
ROFL thenquote:Originally posted by onetoo:PMSLOops.that's too near the truth
Bang your head because you live in a bungalow?
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Hey Zedquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Bang your head because you live in a bungalow?
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Do I win a prize?
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Do I win a prize?
Yes, what would you like? You can choose between a cheese grater and a potato peeler
I ll go for the peeler
I am shit at peeling spuds.
I am shit at peeling spuds.
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Hey Zedquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Bang your head because you live in a bungalow?
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Evening mufc
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You do indeed Angiequote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Do I win a prize?
Grab a cloth! "PMSL Oops.that's too near the truth"
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Bang your head because you live in a bungalow?
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quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
I ll go for the peeler
I am shit at peeling spuds.
you need to employ someone to do it for you.......what with your new job and that........more money I take it
Can I have the cheese grater please?
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Damn, I had my eye on thatquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Can I have the cheese grater please?
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Hi Onetoo 
I thought that was your new username (ineedtoo)
I thought that was your new username (ineedtoo)
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Damn, I had my eye on thatquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Can I have the cheese grater please?
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I have a spare garlic crusher and one of those things for making melon balls
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eek 
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Hi Onetoo
I thought that was your new username (ineedtoo)
Hehe
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
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quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
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But do melons have feelings
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
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But do melons have feelings
The ones I talk to have
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quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
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But do melons have feelings
I'd missed a few posts and wondered what you were on about
Please keep up mufc.. there is a test at the end and everything!!
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quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
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But do melons have feelings
The ones I talk to have
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Melons I guess you mean as opposed to lemons
Well Zed, Ive just harvested my garlic but I also have half a melon in the fridge so now I have a dilemmaquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Damn, I had my eye on thatquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Can I have the cheese grater please?
Z.
I have a spare garlic crusher and one of those things for making melon balls
Z.
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
Z.
But do melons have feelings
I'd missed a few posts and wondered what you were on about
Catch up for gawd sake
*Leans over to copy Ones notes*quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Please keep up mufc.. there is a test at the end and everything!!
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quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
Z.
But do melons have feelings
The ones I talk to have
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Melons I guess you mean as opposed to lemons
Don't go getting all anagramatical with me
.. I do crosswords 
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quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Well Zed, Ive just harvested my garlic but I also have half a melon in the fridge so now I have a dilemmaquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Damn, I had my eye on thatquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Can I have the cheese grater please?
Z.
I have a spare garlic crusher and one of those things for making melon balls
Z.
Giz the melon.I'll eat it....dilemma gone
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Well Zed, Ive just harvested my garlic but I also have half a melon in the fridge so now I have a dilemmaquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:Damn, I had my eye on thatquote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Can I have the cheese grater please?
Z.
I have a spare garlic crusher and one of those things for making melon balls
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On that basis... I should phone for a pizza!
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quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
On that basis... I should phone for a pizza!
Will this be in the test Sir?
quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:quote:Originally posted by Zaphod:
Too cruel to melons I have always thought
Z.
But do melons have feelings
The ones I talk to have
Z.
Melons I guess you mean as opposed to lemons
Don't go getting all anagramatical with me
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I used to too. I used to do the Sunday Hexpress one with my mam on a Sunday
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Giz the melon.I'll eat it....dilemma gone
*Throws half a melon at One; Misses and hits Heat quietly studying for the exam in the corner *
Sorry Heat
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
Giz the melon.I'll eat it....dilemma gone
*Throws half a melon at One; Misses and hits Heat quietly studying for the exam in the corner *
Sorry Heat
Your aim is bloody useless
