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lorraineshere

many moons ago when the c4 forums were 'allowed' to be open all night ...some of us grave yard shifters had the funniest limerick thread, of course it eventually got pulled and they shut the forum after dark but ....
seeing as some of you are natural comedians i thought i would start one here

so here goes first one from me

there once was a trog called Noireen
with an ego like youve never seen
sree, marcus and siavash
were all after her gash
some one tell them all shes unclean

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angelicarwenMember

*faints*

7/30/092:41 PM

lorraineshereMember

sorry lol

7/30/092:42 PM

SunnieMember

quote:
Originally posted by lorraineshere:
many moons ago when the c4 forums were 'allowed' to be open all night ...some of us grave yard shifters had the funniest limerick thread, of course it eventually got pulled and they shut the forum after dark but ....
seeing as some of you are natural comedians i thought i would start one here

so here goes first one from me

there once was a trog called Noireen
with an ego like youve never seen
sree, marcus and siavash
were all after her gash
some one tell them all shes unclean

LMAO!!

Will have a go!

7/30/092:43 PM

SunnieMember

Was a young man called The Vash
Who had a tickly moustache
Long hair and great style
Funky hats, a great smile
Also a rather nice ass!

Ta dahhhh!

7/30/092:48 PM

MrsBMember

Remember a housemate called Kris?
He's the one that none of us miss.
Despite having such ludicrous hair,
He pulled a maiden (bleached) fair,
Maybe he had a big willy, that Kriss.

Not my best...but I had some good one about the luvverly Rex last year!!!

7/30/092:53 PM

lorraineshereMember

theres a bb housemate called lisa
who looks like a bit of a geezer
she sits all day on the bench
like a wrickled old wench
and slags of noireen the prikteaser

7/30/092:56 PM

angelicarwenMember

There once was a wanton called Bea
To our Freds detriment was she
She spoiled his chances of winning
And sent heads a spinning
While the witch Lisa clapped her hands with glee

7/30/092:57 PM

angelicarwenMember

quote:
Originally posted by lorraineshere:
theres a bb housemate called lisa
who looks like a bit of a geezer
she sits all day on the bench
like a wrickled old wench
and slags of noireen the prikteaser

7/30/092:57 PM

lorraineshereMember

hehehe keep em coming

7/30/092:58 PM

SunnieMember

There was a halfwit called Fred
Who tried to get Bea into bed
He mmmmmed and he ahhhhed
Played an ace card
And told her what everyone else said.

7/30/093:05 PM

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