Oh god. Are we going to see Aisleyne fans jumping on her bandwagon now? Similar to how people jumped on Grace Dent's?

Better know yourself .

Shes no Grace, but her writing does seem to be steadily improving and I usually check her blog every few days. I find she normally thinks along similar lines to myself!

Well, if her (or her ghost-writer's) intent is to provide a matter-of-fact blog without humour or frills then they've hit all the buttons square-on. Can't really complain there.

Everything she has said has been said on here she may be reading all this from the forum

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Originally posted by Marguerita:
Everything she has said has been said on here she may be reading all this from the forum

Blimey. Let's hope she steers clear of Flossie's posts.

Never liked her myself!

Concise, accurate and to the point.

That article could have been written by anyone. It would be a much better read if Ais dropped in some of her ghetto rude girlisms innit.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
Concise, accurate and to the point.

Well said.

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Originally posted by Carnelian:
That article could have been written by anyone. It would be a much better read if Ais dropped in some of her ghetto rude girlisms innit.

Perhaps a sudden bout of dry, hacking, tearless sobs and fake wails after a couple of paragraphs might have helped too. It would certainly have been nostalgic anyway.

Darlo leave the Goddess Aisleyne alone

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Originally posted by BROXI:
Darlo leave the Goddess Aisleyne alone

Quite right too Broxi.
Darlo, you better know yourself little boy if you're talking about Ashaleeeeeeeeeen.

Broxi, I'm seeing Rangers play twice this weekend at the Emirates - are you coming down ?

Aisleyne a goddess , i've heard it all now .

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Aisleyne a goddess , i've heard it all now .

A Blasphemer
Prepare to face the wrath of the Fakers

Bring it on .

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bring it on .

Get thee to the confessional young man.

You can say 10 Hail Marys Yo Aisleynes and perform an act of contrition Ghettoism

Aisleyne thinks she's a female 50 Cent .

She's the Queen of the up-skirt / nip-slip / camel-toe etc etc

She has had more photos taken of said moments than Britney & Lindsey Lohan combined !

I still love her, my fave hm ever

And as much as I love her, I loathe that poison dwarf Nikki

But I think I despise Belo the Bellend even more than Nikki

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bring it on .

I didn't want it to come to this darlo, but you've forced my hand.

Sophie's hair is looking very nice these days, dont you think?

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Originally posted by captain marbles:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bring it on .

I didn't want it to come to this darlo, but you've forced my hand.

Sophie's hair is looking very nice these days, dont you think?

Yeah it sure is .

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by captain marbles:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bring it on .

I didn't want it to come to this darlo, but you've forced my hand.

Sophie's hair is looking very nice these days, dont you think?

Yeah it sure is .

We'll have a nice long chat about it in the HLD thread.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:

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Originally posted by captain marbles:

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bring it on .

I didn't want it to come to this darlo, but you've forced my hand.

Sophie's hair is looking very nice these days, dont you think?

Yeah it sure is .

We'll have a nice long chat about it in the HLD thread.

Darlo and Sophie sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Darlo and Sophie sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

And combing.

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Darlo and Sophie sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

, Aisleyne fell for Petes charms for a bit .

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Originally posted by darloboy07:
Aisleyne a goddess , i've heard it all now .

She IS Darlo.She sits at the right hand of Rex!!!

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I still love her, my fave hm ever

And as much as I love her, I loathe that poison dwarf Nikki

But I think I despise Belo the Bellend even more than Nikki

*High Fives Veggie*

I despair of the yoof of today

bring it on Ais haters!

Everyone knows that Ais is the best HM in BB history!

Tut tut, you left a word out Darlo - its Ghetto Princess.

Aisleyne was the best hm ever.

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Originally posted by Mazzystar:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
I still love her, my fave hm ever

And as much as I love her, I loathe that poison dwarf Nikki

But I think I despise Belo the Bellend even more than Nikki

*High Fives Veggie*

I despair of the yoof of today

I blame it on the additives in the diet

I feel a FAKERS reunion thread coming on!

couldn't give a flying **** what she thinks