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I don't want to talk about it, at about 1am I decided to stand on my corner sofa and eff only know's why, decided to clean & disinfect ( with my American Kirkland super effing duper household surface wet wipes ) a 8ft wide x 3ft drop piece of again 'American effing metal wall art', I thought I'd better remove my right hand ring in case I damaged the wall, except I dropped the effing ring behind the corner sofa which is bolted together, been effing about all this time with a feather duster trying to coax the ring out from underneath the effing sofa, in the end I had to stick a stocking on the hose to hoover the effing ring out, my massive effing sofa is now all effing wonky, I'm effing knackered so there. Mad
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I don't want to talk about it, at about 1am I decided to stand on my corner sofa and eff only know's why, decided to clean & disinfect ( with my American Kirkland super effing duper household surface wet wipes ) a 8ft wide x 3ft drop piece of again 'American effing metal wall art', I thought I'd better remove my right hand ring in case I damaged the wall, except I dropped the effing ring behind the corner sofa which is bolted together, been effing about all this time with a feather duster trying to coax the ring out from underneath the effing sofa, in the end I had to stick a stocking on the hose to hoover the effing ring out, my massive effing sofa is now all effing wonky, I'm effing knackered so there. Mad
HugOh dear....I hope you are not waking your neighbours Big Grin
prettycocoaeyes
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Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I don't want to talk about it, at about 1am I decided to stand on my corner sofa and eff only know's why, decided to clean & disinfect ( with my American Kirkland super effing duper household surface wet wipes ) a 8ft wide x 3ft drop piece of again 'American effing metal wall art', I thought I'd better remove my right hand ring in case I damaged the wall, except I dropped the effing ring behind the corner sofa which is bolted together, been effing about all this time with a feather duster trying to coax the ring out from underneath the effing sofa, in the end I had to stick a stocking on the hose to hoover the effing ring out, my massive effing sofa is now all effing wonky, I'm effing knackered so there. Mad
HugOh dear....I hope you are not waking your neighbours Big Grin


Sweetheart Valentine I reckon I've woke up the whole of effing Romford. Laugh
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Originally posted by pussycatj:
I love hearing about Romford, my old town Laugh


And I thought 'Tina' across the Road had a big mouth, just found out mine is bigger. What on earth was going through my thick head, did I think visitors were going to climb on my sofa, touch my wall art and get frigging swine flu? Laugh


OMG not TINA, the one with the gimpy leg Eeker
Puss

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