How L O N G was he in the pool quietly simmering away? 
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quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
Not sure but I hope he had a toilet break
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Wud you swim in that afterwards??
Swilling round his sweaty arse all that time - ewwwwww
Swilling round his sweaty arse all that time - ewwwwww
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
Not sure but I hope he had a toilet break
I'm not sure I'd want to use that pool again after he'd been in it
perhaps he was softening up his toenails, ready to snack on later.
quote:Originally posted by mozart:
perhaps he was softening up his toenails, ready to snack on later.
quote:Originally posted by mozart:
perhaps he was softening up his toenails, ready to snack on later.
I would have spat me tea out, but I've forgot to drink it
Noirin was stupid to go and talk to him. She played right into his hands and he gained control of her ... YET AGAIN! 
Quality comedy is Marcus, me and hubby were in fits at him, watching last night in that pool 
I could'nt stand him a couple of weeks back, but now I'm seeing the comical side!
I could'nt stand him a couple of weeks back, but now I'm seeing the comical side!
Poor bloke.
How was she being played into his hands? I don't quite understand that comment. If anything her approaching him looked like she couldn't bear to be out of his sight or mind.
How was she being played into his hands? I don't quite understand that comment. If anything her approaching him looked like she couldn't bear to be out of his sight or mind.
Marcus needs to grow up and bloody well get a hair cut.
quote:Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Marcus needs to grow up and bloody well get a hair cut.
That is it in a nutshell, no further discussion required 
quote:Originally posted by Summer_Breeze:
Poor bloke.
How was she being played into his hands? I don't quite understand that comment. If anything her approaching him looked like she couldn't bear to be out of his sight or mind.
We will probably see this differently but he has no right getting huffy over who she sees, talks too or even kisses in that House. He is her friend (so he keeps saying) and imo, she should've left him to simmer in the pool like the childish prat he is. He's not her dad fgs.
quote:We will probably see this differently but he has no right getting huffy over who she sees, talks too or even kisses in that House. He is her friend (so he keeps saying) and imo, she should've left him to simmer in the pool like the childish prat he is. He's not her dad fgs.
If he was her dad, it would be an hour long special on Jeremy Kyle and poor Graham would be awarded a knighthood if he could sort those two out.
quote:Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Marcus needs to grow up and bloody well get a hair cut.
He can't do that ! he is Sampson (or so he thinks..) and all his strength is in his hair
I thought he looked like a big fat toad, sitting on a lily pad.
Apologies to all toads.
Apologies to all toads.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I thought he looked like a big fat toad, sitting on a lily pad.
Apologies to all toads.
Yes he looked like he was stalking flies and other insects, with his head just above the water surface.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I thought he looked like a big fat toad, sitting on a lily pad.
Apologies to all toads.
eew! What a sight!quote:Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I thought he looked like a big fat toad, sitting on a lily pad.
Apologies to all toads.
Yes he looked like he was stalking flies and other insects, with his head just above the water surface.
Wish the good fairy would come along and give him a kiss and he might turn into a handsome prince! he looked just like an ugly fat toad with his head popping out of the water. Apologies for offence caused to all toads out there! 
This has put me off communal pool forever
quote:Originally posted by Lord Lucan:quote:Originally posted by Summer_Breeze:
Poor bloke.
How was she being played into his hands? I don't quite understand that comment. If anything her approaching him looked like she couldn't bear to be out of his sight or mind.
We will probably see this differently but he has no right getting huffy over who she sees, talks too or even kisses in that House. He is her friend (so he keeps saying) and imo, she should've left him to simmer in the pool like the childish prat he is. He's not her dad fgs.
I agree with you, she should have left him to simmer. I don't disagree either that he resembled a toad lurking under the water, but i'm pretty sure people all know what it feels like to want to hide sometimes, if you feel you've made an ass of yourself. Some people will openly say "Look I behaved like a right *insert whatever word*," and then try and put some space in between.
quote:Originally posted by MysTerry:quote:Originally posted by ѕρι∂єямσηкєγ:
Marcus needs to grow up and bloody well get a hair cut.
He can't do that ! he is Sampson (or so he thinks..) and all his strength is in his hair
I thought that was his eyebrows?
