Noirin finally defined friendship last night whilst under the duvet with Siavash.
She has, amongst other friends like Marcus, friends that cuddle and friends with benefits..
But unfortunately and to confuse matters, when Siavash discussed 'friends with benefits' with Noirin she suddenly wanted to clarify.. Noirin doesn't mean friends with benefits in the traditional sense.. oh no.. she in fact means friends that cuddle.. which she has already said.. no wonder she's getting herself in a pickle, the poor girl is sooo confused.
Or maybe she is suffering from an addled brain from lack of oxygen under that duvet.. who knows. Anyway.. the upshot is that having a male friend you cuddle can also encompass, talking about your wedding with them, how many children you may have, a bit of dry humping, having a bit of a tongue sarnie and letting him feel up your bumcakes..
*licks pencil and takes note*