then onto bbbm where davina promises us the studio audience will give marcus 'a real roasting'....
in strides marcus to a chorus of boo's...he shouts 'wankers.idiots' at them all..
the 2 studio guests offer their hands for him to shake...marcus punches them in the stomach cos he promised his mates if he ever met them he would...
answering every question with a 'wanker'..'idiot'.. or 'idiot wanker' it's nearly the end of the show..marcus is busy asking the female guest if she'd like some 'M time' and 'would she like to plait his hair like noirin used to'...she declines...
marcus is furious..'i've been a good friend to you and this is how you repay me,i don't think i'll speak to you tomorrow'...
as davina tries to close out the show..marcus pipes up..
'davina..you said they'd give me a roasting..i'll have that bird over there..and this bird here'..marcus points to the guest sitting to his left..
d...'marcus...that's pete burns'......
Now I'm quite clear about his very dodgy lack of 'toilet- habits' but this 'wanky-blankie' stuff is new, to me *bletch*quote:Originally posted by MoFo:But would you date him KG....or at least give him cuddles under his wanky blanky?quote:Originally posted by *KG*:Oh he does, Shar - he absolutely does! Soz, but I think he's one of the all time Greats in terms of BB HMsquote:Originally posted by Shar:
But he makes up for the blah blah whatever by occasionally coming out with some real gems ...
Oh he winds me up, but I still think he's absolutely STONKING!
Step too far, for this bint *retches up bile*
Anyone who finds carrots or sweetcorn kernels can keep em 
I eat cat bisciuts all the time.Cat biscuits are ******* delicious.
and stuff.
Hmmpph... *pretending to be put out* ... I like Marcus and I would tear the vest off his back on eviction night or at least expect the wa- erm.. blank to be thrown at me through the crowd. Marcus has made this BB for me. I like e v e r y thing about him.
Spongey does it again!quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i can look over a room in like 10 seconds and know exactly what's going to happen that week..infact in 2 weeks.i've never been wrong.....
whadda load of bollocks........
ohhhhhh it's going to be genius mo.......
yer just know she'll ask him about noirin and he'll say ......
yeah but like should i just be bored in there,or be bored and chase a pretty girl like?...cos the thing is like it's like a video game,i have my house brain and my outside house brain like....
d:..so do you accept that you will only ever be noirin's friend?
well obviously like i can be bored in there or be bored and chase a pretty girl,there's more to it obviously,like a video game,like bollocks y'know tom's a wanker,idiot,sree is an idiot.wanker.
d:..so you're just friends?
i've been scanning the room,i can tell there's more than friendship between you and me davina,it's obvious,have you interviewed tom?he's a wanker.
d:..let me bring in geoffry beattie here..what do you make of marcus' behaviour geoffry?
g:..he's a twat..
m..do you want me to punch your face in and feel real pain?wanker..i could pull this desk with my bellend...
d:....here are your best bits marcus.....
cue marcus glaring at anyone looking at noirin,swearing alot and picking his nose.
He is genius though, I mean he's the stuff threads are made of!
quote:Originally posted by *KG*:PMFSL, Lee! Yep, he says all that stuff too! LMAO!quote:Originally posted by ~LEE~:
I told you...I told you you fancied him weeks ago...You don't listen to me....I know about these things.
But for some reason, I just love the bloke! May God help me (possibly not!) but I just find him to be a totally brilliant FM!
He's on the Forum? Didn't think they had laptops in there. Wonder what they would say about us, if they did.
Marcus can look around the room for 10 mins and can tell you what is going to happen in the next month (was it?)and what he predicts ..."it shall come to pass".
Didn't see Nor and Shives thing coming though did you Marcus?????
Didn't see Nor and Shives thing coming though did you Marcus?????