With dipped headlights

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Originally posted by little_mrs_bb:
Yeah, 'Old banger'

You said it, Lisa!

she needs a bigger exhaust pipe!

Her bodywork could do with a respray!

shes a robin reliant

nah they are classic now

a skoda

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Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
With dipped headlights

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Originally posted by jamieboy:
shes a robin reliant

Throw a football in the back and its a whistle....

Her big end has gone.

Her cylinder head gasket needs seeing to, before it blows

She needs to go to the scrapyard.

No matter which car she is rest assured the ash tray will always be full of dog ends.

Her upholstery's not up to much either!

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Her upholstery's not up to much either!

:laugh
Ta muchly..all of you !

She does talk shite, bless her

My little 12 year old Corsa is in better nick than her!!

Graffitti sprayed all over it.

'Your body is like a car'

Yeah so's mine...more of a bashed in Skoda than an Aston Martin

I thought when she said it last night it was funny as it was a piss poor analogy to use, trying to seem intelligent to Tom and ended up looking like a complete muppet.

Anyway Lisa's body is very much like a car. Just not a very good one.

All the hot air comes out the tailpipe.

She's certainly been driven a few thousand miles.

Her bodywork needs serious attention.

He tattoos are akin to those "Trev and Trace" windscreen stickers you used to see in the 80's.

She smokes like an old banger.

She has so much metal she could be used for scrap.

Her MOT is well out of date.

She hasn't been serviced in a while.

That is hilarious!! *points to langster's post*.

She needs a re spray, maybe some go faster stripes and flames would look better? Who wants to take a look under her bonnet? Any takers?