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I thought when she said it last night it was funny as it was a piss poor analogy to use, trying to seem intelligent to Tom and ended up looking like a complete muppet.

Anyway Lisa's body is very much like a car. Just not a very good one.

All the hot air comes out the tailpipe.

She's certainly been driven a few thousand miles.

Her bodywork needs serious attention.

He tattoos are akin to those "Trev and Trace" windscreen stickers you used to see in the 80's.

She smokes like an old banger.

She has so much metal she could be used for scrap.

Her MOT is well out of date.

She hasn't been serviced in a while. Eeker
langster

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