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To the tune of Jolene to comfort tupps....


Oh tupps, oh tupps, oh tupps oh tuuups
We`re praying that you please don`t lose your cash
Oh tupps, oh tupps, oh tupps oh tuuups
We`re hoping you`ll be rich because of Vash


Your wager was beyond compare
With betting slips everywhere
With flaming eyes imagining your greens.
Your smile is like a grimace now
The Emerald lass did it somehow
Don`t let her drive you mad, that girl, Noirin.

You talk about him in your sleep,
An' there's nothing you can do to keep,
From crying when he calls her name, Noirin
And we can easily understand,
How you could easily get a ban
For losing it, over that, Noirin

Oh tupps, oh tupps, oh tupps oh tuuups
We`re praying that you please don`t lose your cash
Oh tupps, oh tupps, oh tupps oh tuuups
We`re hoping you`ll be rich because of Vash

You could have had your choice of bets
Ten pounds on Freddie, no regrets
The Vash was looking good but now, Niorin

He was the only one for you
We`ll have to have a talk with you
Your tenner may gone
Flushed it down the looooo


Oh tupps, oh tupps, oh tupps oh tuuups
We`re praying that you please don`t lose your cash
Oh tupps, oh tupps, oh tupps oh tuuups
We`re hoping you`ll be rich because of Vash...


Ninja
Scotty
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To the tune of Roxanne (The Police).. Marcus makes a plea..

Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin, you don’t have to sleep in his bed tonight
It’s not a sleep over
You don’t have to fumble with Vash alright

Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin, you don’t have to pretend, don’t have to fight
You know that you love me
I don’t care if I’m wrong or right

Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin, you don’t have to sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Ok but leave on the light, oh

I loved ya since I knew ya
I like to olge you yeah
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won’t share you with that hairy boy
I know my mind is made up
So come sit on my knee love
Told you once I won’t tell you again you want meeeeee

Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin, you don’t have to sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Sleep in his bed tonight (Noiiiiirrriiiiiiiiiin)
Ok but leave on the light
tupps
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
I'm sending a plea to the siren to put down the Vash and save my bet!

Please feel free to leave your own odes and messages..

To the tune of Jolene (by Dolly Parton)..

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

Your pheremones beyond compare
With flaming dimples everywhere
The pink pool outfit the hoochiest I’ve ever seen
Your smile is like a Colgate ring of
Confidence or some such thing
And I cannot be doing with you, Noirin

He ogles you when you sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From rolling my eyes at you, Noirin
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take Gypsie’s man
But you don’t know what this means to me, Noirin

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

Oh you could have your choice of men
Please go for Tom, he’s not gonna win
The Vash could do though.. Noiriiiiin

I’ve had to have this talk you moo
My bet you see depends on you
So get your mitts off you bliddy caah, Noiriiiiiin

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash



that is bloody brilliant tupps....... Thumbs Up Clapping
SS
Every BB housemate
Blames the years before
And all of their big gameplans
Go crashing to the floor
They know that they are prisoners
To the prize that they hold dear
Wish we could just tell them
This the Noirin year
Crumpled sheets and pillows
Filled with imperfect thought
Muffled conversations
Is all that she has got
No one else can see it
She thinks it's perfect sense
She can't get enough attention
She really is quite dense
She hears a different language
This is her defence
Say it loud say it clear
She can listen but oh she won't hear
It's too late and she will cry
When she sees what we see my oh my
So she'll just start a quarrel
Between Marcus and Siavash
She'll sacrifice their feelings
Cos she's a flirty arse lass
She's going to waste their spirits
They're suckered in I fear
Just wish we could have told them
She thinks it's Noirin's Year!
FM
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stranded in the house..feeling like a fool
what will they say
in the diary room...

noirin..can't you see
i'm in misery
we made a start..i did a burp the odd fart
there's nothing more to me

love has flown,i'm in jail alone
i sit..and wonder whhhhhy
oh why
you don't fancy me
oh noirin..


ohhhhhh noirin...

baby,someday..when bb10 is done
somehow,someway
i'll get to meet your mum

in heaven,forever,and ever we will be
please brush my hair
oh noirin...

noirin my darlin..you hurt me real bad
you know it's true
but you gotta believe me when i say
i am the man for you

not sree or tom or siavash
it just has to be me

oh please say you're mine
oh noirin...

noirin....

noirin......

whhhy whhhyyyyyyyy

oh noirin.......
SS
quote:
Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
stranded in the house..feeling like a fool
what will they say
in the diary room...

noirin..can't you see
i'm in misery
we made a start..i did a burp the odd fart
there's nothing more to me

love has flown,i'm in jail alone
i sit..and wonder whhhhhy
oh why
you don't fancy me
oh noirin..


ohhhhhh noirin...

baby,someday..when bb10 is done
somehow,someway
i'll get to meet your mum

in heaven,forever,and ever we will be
please brush my hair
oh noirin...

noirin my darlin..you hurt me real bad
you know it's true
but you gotta believe me when i say
i am the man for you

not sree or tom or siavash
it just has to be me

oh please say you're mine
oh noirin...

noirin....

noirin......

whhhy whhhyyyyyyyy

oh noirin.......
Clapping Laugh
Marguerita
A warningâ€Ķ. after the events of last nightâ€Ķ. To the tune of ‘Maneater’ by Hall & Oates


She’ll only use you alright?
She’s the flirty gerty type
Nothing is new, you’ve see her type before
Watching and waiting
Ooooh she’s sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door

She's waiting for a new entry
A guy like Isaac Stout, you see
The woman's a caaaah!, not that I want to smack her with the 'brush of tar'
Airtime's the matter
If you're in it for love you ain't gonna get too far

(Oh oh, here she comes) watch out Vash, she’ll chew you up
(Oh oh, here she comes) Noirin’s a maneater
(Oh oh, here she comes) watch out Vash, she’ll chew you up
(Oh oh, here she comes) Noirin’s a maneater

I wouldn’t if I were you
You’ve seen what she can do
She’s flighty man, she’s already ripped your little world apart
Give her a wide berth
Oh, you know it makes sense, she’s a bloomin’ taaa-aaart

(Oh oh, here she comes) watch out Vash, she’ll chew you up
(Oh oh, here she comes) Noirin’s a maneater
(Oh oh, here she comes) watch out Vash, she’ll chew you up
(Oh oh, here she comes) Noirin’s a maneater

-SAXOPHONE BREAK-


Ooo

(Uh oh, here she comes) here she comes, watch out Vash, she’ll chew you up
(Oh oh, here she comes) Noirin’s a maneater
(Uh oh, here she comes) Oooooo she’ll chew you up
(Oh oh, here she comes) Noirin’s a maneater

repeat to fade..
tupps
quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
I'm sending a plea to the siren to put down the Vash and save my bet!

Please feel free to leave your own odes and messages..

To the tune of Jolene (by Dolly Parton)..

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

Your pheremones beyond compare
With flaming dimples everywhere
The pink pool outfit the hoochiest I’ve ever seen
Your smile is like a Colgate ring of
Confidence or some such thing
And I cannot be doing with you, Noirin

He ogles you when you sleep
There’s nothing I can do to keep
From rolling my eyes at you, Noirin
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take Gypsie’s man
But you don’t know what this means to me, Noirin

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash

Oh you could have your choice of men
Please go for Tom, he’s not gonna win
The Vash could do though.. Noiriiiiin

I’ve had to have this talk you moo
My bet you see depends on you
So get your mitts off you bliddy caah, Noiriiiiiin

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
I’m begging of you please put down the Vash
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noiiiiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Please don’t take him, think of tupps’ cash


How funny! I quoted that song on the Charlotte Rambling thread just now and found this whilst looking for earlier threads I missed!
Summer_Breeze
Previously posted in the Song for Niorin thread.

To the tune of Jolene (Dolly Parton)


Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
I'm begging of you please dont take that man
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
Please dont take him just because you can

You bitch amonsgt the herds.
With flaming lots of words.
With thicky skin.
And jealousy of green.

Your smile is like a breath of death.
Your voice is harsh and a pain.
He cannot compete with Noirin.
He stalks you even in his sleep.
And there is nothing he can do to keep.
From crying when he calls your name Noirin.

Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
I'm begging of you please dont take that man.
Noirin, Noirin, Noirin, Noirin,
Please dont take him just because you can.
HH
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a BB house in Borehamwood
There put some strangers all together just because they really thought they should
Well it was a great big cunning plan
To watch how they would try to interact
But the cocks and hens soon tried to mate it all went wrong
When Noirin planned to have them all that really is a well known actual fact!
She tried at first with numpty no 1
His name was Shree, she led him on
He really thought he was her chosen one.
But next she thought I'm tired of his game
So she moved along to Marcus, and like before she grabbed his short and curlies just the same.
Then newbies came and suddenly there was another totty
So she snogged and fondled Siavash, cos he was what she thought was a real hotty.
But next in line she sets herself the task of hooking Tom
She flashed her dimples tried her charm and thought together they could be the bomb.
Now Tom has brains and not only in his willie
So let's hope he bins her off cos he's not silly!
Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did all happen in this way
So Noirin has to go next week, cos Rod and Charlie will be next
Even though she knows that they are gay!
FM

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