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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
This going to take me ages to explain.

Doorsteps must be hot, with melted butter, but my ultimate favourite, (which does my families head in) put thin slices of bread in toaster on number one setting, do this a least 5 times until basically there is no bread left between the toasted insides, put in freezer when cold for about 3 minute's, then butter with ice cold butter & spread with thick cut old English marmalade, if it doesn't crack into a zillion pieces, it's been done wrong and you start again. No-one offers to make me toast in my house. Ninja


Wow, that's certainly very specific.

*makes mental note to forget to have bread in the house if essex angel ever comes round* Ninja
skive
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Originally posted by Essex Angel:
This going to take me ages to explain.

Doorsteps must be hot, with melted butter, but my ultimate favourite, (which does my families head in) put thin slices of bread in toaster on number one setting, do this a least 5 times until basically there is no bread left between the toasted insides, put in freezer when cold for about 3 minute's, then butter with ice cold butter & spread with thick cut old English marmalade, if it doesn't crack into a zillion pieces, it's been done wrong and you start again. No-one offers to make me toast in my house. Ninja


5 minutes for a thin slice of bread! That isn't toasted it's incinerated.
HH
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Originally posted by skive:
Love cold toast, in my poorer days when I first started teaching I used to take toast to school for my lunch.

Now hot toast has to be only lightly toasted and buttered right to the edges, can't be doing with charcoal or scrooge butter portions.

Cold toast however I can eat whichever way it comes.

Never enough butter portions in cafes.......
(At least without making me look really greedy!)
G
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by globulemc:
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Originally posted by tupps:
Cold toast... are you quite maaad! Eeker


Me and all the other cold toast lovers.........


Bonkers... Crazy even when one uses toast to eat with ones pate, one does not like it completely cold but toastily tepid..

*lurks without accent intent*
Xochi
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by globulemc:
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Originally posted by tupps:
Cold toast... are you quite maaad! Eeker


Me and all the other cold toast lovers.........


Bonkers... Crazy even when one uses toast to eat with ones pate, one does not like it completely cold but toastily tepid..

*lurks without accent intent*


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Razzer

I'm not picking up anything of yours! Eeker Razzer


**** off then.. Big Grin
tupps
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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by mary_bee:

Peanut butter is just all sorts of wrong Sick

Nooo! Incorrect. Marmite is the Devils work!


Mad

At least marmite doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth for eternity, unlike a certain peanut butter Shake Head

That's what the tea is for silly, it melts the peanut butter! Razzer


Never will I be convinced! You can keep your devil spread Razzer
mary_bee
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Originally posted by globulemc:
A guy I knew went on to became a boyfriend after I saw him waving his toast around to cool it down..........


n

Cold first so the spread of choice (be it butter, marge, primula, paste, marmite (ack!) jam, marmalade etc just sits on top, separate and not uniting with its lovely bready host?) Or left to go cold after topping with accompanying goodness and thus a sad soggy and ultimately soft offering? Frowner
Leccy
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Originally posted by electric6:
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Originally posted by globulemc:
A guy I knew went on to became a boyfriend after I saw him waving his toast around to cool it down..........


n

Cold first so the spread of choice (be it butter, marge, primula, paste, marmite (ack!) jam, marmalade etc just sits on top, separate and not uniting with its lovely bready host?) Or left to go cold after topping with accompanying goodness and thus a sad soggy and ultimately soft offering? Frowner


Left to go cold before spreading commences otherwise the soggy offering is no better than when warm spreading occurs.
mary_bee
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
I'm just not tooo sure on the hot toast and cold salads combo. Warmish would be alright I think...but not butter AND salad cream, definitely no.


The hot toast warms the tomatoes........

Gotta try the salad cream or you just ain't lived......

However, 99% of the time, cold toast rules with whatever you want to put on it!!
G
No not really cold but cooled down for 1 minute or so with....

Butter (real but light version) and strawberry jam

Or tuna mayo...no butter though

Or buttered with grilled fish fingers and ketchup

Or vegetable bakes (M&S) with a slice of processed cheese and ketchup no butter


All very very lovely!



For the husband...

Toast it....take it out butter it and toast it again.
queenshaks

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