Thanks spidey.. disgusting huh *rubs hands together in a gleeful manner*

noirin told marcus the 'we're just friends bit' again....

bea refused to drop freddie in it after the other noobs told her she should be the one to get him to talk nommo's

ken the wanker and tom had an hour plus convo about sophie....in which tom said she would be boring on a date....but ken the wanker insisted that was ok you could just 'eff her and drop her'.......he then went onto say sophie was fat and had cellulite and should lose weight...

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Newbies on a train to nowhere with the task, DF twittering about Tom and Kris
Marcus asked arch nemesis Lisa for advice on Noirin.
Marcus said Kenny was sexually harrassing DF, and should be reported to BB.
Marcus tells Norin he likes her, she says they can only be friends...

1. Yep.. i can see that
2. He did what
3. Know yaself little boy
4. Groundhog day

it's getting really good basically all the blokes make Mario look quite a catch

OH MY GAWD..you missed sooooo much..there was shives and shanks and fights everywhere, it was like night of the living dead....

Tuppsssss!!!!

Marcus resorted to discussing noirin with lisa....so at least he could mention her name, because she was out of arm's length....Lisa told him no chance mate you're not her type....he obviously refuted this.

Charlie made a complete arse of himself by trying to grab airtime by standing up and singing in the bath whilst siavash showered....siavash completely ignored him.

Hira asked Noirin where the cleaning stuff is ...that was her sole contribution to highlights.

David admitted in diary room to fancying rodders.

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shizzlex:
it's getting really good basically all the blokes make Mario look quite a catch

Oh sweet baby cheese-bus.. Mario..

Don't knock the Gawd of elastic bands and all things dangerous....

It's because of him and his 'glamazon' that I bought 'The Sanctuary' exfoliating gloves.. the gits!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i'm tellin yer tupps......kenny boy might think he's all that an a bag of potato chips but......

he'd never get a real woman to dunk a custard cream in his hot juicy tea....ohhhhhhhh no...

lmao.. and I'll wager he'll never get to 'facilitate' anything ever again after his BB 'experience'...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i'm tellin yer tupps......kenny boy might think he's all that an a bag of potato chips but......

he'd never get a real woman to dunk a custard cream in his hot juicy tea....ohhhhhhhh no...

Open your eyes will ya??Cant you see Mikey's blind??

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Shizzlex:
it's getting really good basically all the blokes make Mario look quite a catch

Oh sweet baby cheese-bus.. Mario..

Don't knock the Gawd of elastic bands and all things dangerous....

It's because of him and his 'glamazon' that I bought 'The Sanctuary' exfoliating gloves.. the gits!

*Breathes on nails and polishes on chest*..I had them first....

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Originally posted by stonks:
Slight exageration.. ..Noirin clipped her finger nails on the couch.. ..that is an evictable offence in my eye's,,,,

toenail clippings huh... did Marcus 'hoover' them up..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
Cellulite's a big no-no for fastidious Ken

But he sure does love a gash-faced mardy-arsed woman though

E-vulva.. Am I the only one who thinks Karly has a touch of the Hindleys about her.. face-hard wise obviously.. I'm not suggesting t'other..

Same hairdresser and makeup artist maybe?... VV

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by tupps:
I quite like Tom.. he has a little twinkle..

Have you seen something we have'nt seen?....

I meant in his eye.. and not THAT eye