Famine Relief Appeal for Lisa.

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Hotpants Helen

Nearly one ninth of the BB house in developing Borehamwood are stunted or underweight. The cause? Malnutrition caused by excessive spending on baccy.

Lisa is an acutely malnourished 41 year old woman from Birmingham.

There is a window of opportunity for helping this housemate, but it is short-lived. The critical period begins when the shopping is delivered and she has the energy to sing, bitch and bully and lasts until the woman has used up other peoples rations, grabbed food from her fellow starvers and no longer has a voice to sing from the bus stop of the world.

Please help Lisa by donating a sausage

whenever you see her hungry, singing or at the bus stop or preferably all three.

With your help she can have all the sausages she wants without paying a penny for them.

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ScottyMember 10 years

Stick this in your big gob Lisa

7/14/092:26 AM

littleleicesterfoxMember

7/14/092:27 AM

GelMember

make her eat dirt

7/14/092:28 AM

Former Member

She could get two at a time in there....sideways!

7/14/092:29 AM

DanceSetteeMember

Have just parcelled up the contents of my ashtray and posted them off to BB for her to re-roll....hope i'm not too late

7/14/092:30 AM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Hope that keeps her quiet for a while

7/14/092:31 AM

DanceSetteeMember

this appeal could do with a Kate Bush soundtrack

"MAKE IT GOOOOO AWAAAAYYYYYY !!"

7/14/092:34 AM

ScottyMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
this appeal could do with a Kate Bush soundtrack

"MAKE IT GOOOOO AWAAAAYYYYYY !!"

Here we go DS.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NRdA0ST4Zg

7/14/092:42 AM

Hotpants HelenMember

*Bangs fist in thread*

For fecks sake just pick up the fecking mouse and post a sausage.

There are people starving in that house, don't go out to the pub tonight stay in and feed this starving housemate.

7/14/0912:43 PM

Senora ReyesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
Nearly one ninth of the BB house in developing Borehamwood are stunted or underweight. The cause? Malnutrition caused by excessive spending on baccy.

Lisa is an acutely malnourished 41 year old woman from Birmingham.

There is a window of opportunity for helping this housemate, but it is short-lived. The critical period begins when the shopping is delivered and she has the energy to sing, bitch and bully and lasts until the woman has used up other peoples rations, grabbed food from her fellow starvers and no longer has a voice to sing from the bus stop of the world.

Please help Lisa by donating a sausage whenever you see her hungry, singing or at the bus stop or preferably all three.

With your help she can have all the sausages she wants without paying a penny for them.

7/14/0912:44 PM

sandraMember

7/14/0912:45 PM

cupMember

I think we should ring sir Bob himself

7/14/0912:46 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
*Bangs fist in thread*

For fecks sake just pick up the fecking mouse and post a sausage. There are people starving in that house, don't go out to the pub tonight stay in and feed this starving housemate.

7/14/0912:47 PM

stonksMember

I don't think the's fond of sausage....

7/14/0912:47 PM

sandraMember

and an egg too ?

7/14/0912:48 PM

jamieboyMember

shes gettin no sausages off me grrrrrrrrrrrrr

7/14/0912:49 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

7/14/0912:50 PM

cupMember

quote:
Originally posted by madamski:
  
and an egg too ?
  

lol

now your pushing the boat out hope there is no sauce

7/14/0912:50 PM

CaptVimesMember 10 years

I have half of an old polo I found in my pocket, should I send that in?

7/14/0912:50 PM

CaptVimesMember 10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
*Bangs fist in thread*

For fecks sake just pick up the fecking mouse and post a sausage. There are people starving in that house, don't go out to the pub tonight stay in and feed this starving housemate.

No fisting please

7/14/0912:51 PM

sandraMember

maybe a bit of chicken

7/14/0912:51 PM

Twee SurgeonMember

Let her eat cake, as Marie Antionette used to say.

7/14/0912:51 PM

mary_beeMember

I found some of those pasta parcels in the back of my fridge today, they went off in February so they're nice and matured, I'll put them in a salvation box for her.

7/14/0912:53 PM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Let her eat cake, as Marie Antionette used to say.

Cake is too good for her. Lets give her a manky sausage full of pigs eyelids, slurry, foreskins and fillers.

7/14/0912:54 PM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by CaptVimes:
quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
*Bangs fist in thread*

For fecks sake just pick up the fecking mouse and post a sausage. There are people starving in that house, don't go out to the pub tonight stay in and feed this starving housemate.

No fisting please

It worked for Bobby Gandalf.

7/14/0912:55 PM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by madamski:
  
and an egg too ?
  

Unfertilised I presume.

7/14/0912:55 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

7/14/0912:56 PM

Hotpants HelenMember

quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
I found some of those pasta parcels in the back of my fridge today, they went off in February so they're nice and matured, I'll put them in a salvation box for her.

7/14/0912:56 PM

sandraMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Let her eat cake, as Marie Antionette used to say.

Cake is too good for her. Lets give her a manky sausage full of pigs eyelids, slurry, foreskins and fillers.

omg i'm right off sausages now !!!

7/14/0912:57 PM

Twee SurgeonMember

quote:
Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Let her eat cake, as Marie Antionette used to say.

Cake is too good for her. Lets give her a manky sausage full of pigs eyelids, slurry, foreskins and fillers.

You're right HH, a sausage it is .....

7/14/0912:59 PM

shar69Member

Hope she chokes on it

7/14/091:00 PM

VideostarMember 10 years

I misread the title of this thread, I wont tell you what I thought it said but it made me feel sick and it's a mental image that will never leave me.

7/14/091:01 PM

Former Member

What's wrong with her eating fluff?

she's probably got a ready supply in her navel

7/14/091:02 PM

sandraMember

quote:
Originally posted by Videostar:
I misread the title of this thread, I wont tell you what I thought it said but it made me feel sick and it's a mental image that will never leave me.

methinks menknows

7/14/091:06 PM

sandraMember

sp in ther btw lol

7/14/091:07 PM

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