Like a children's party where all the kids are ripped to the gills on orange squash and chocolate cake, the housemates were shrieking and cheering as soon as the assault course was revealed. And within seconds, Halfwit was summoned to the Garden to take part in his part of the Shopping Task.

And as he waited patiently for the mystery housemate to arrive, Big Brother boomed out "would Craig enter the Garden."

And to the ecstatic squealing of the other housemates, BB1 winner Craig Phillips emerged.

"You and I have something in common," Craig laughed as he shook Halfwit by the hand, "we've both been nominated the most."

Then Craig began looking around at the Assault Course. "I don't know who made that," said Craig, pointing at the seesaw, "I didn't."

"We had real grass in our House and we had to grow our own vegetables," he added.

Craig was quite keen to know who Halfwit thought would win too. "I don't really know," replied Halfwit. "Maybe Marcus, or Charlie. But I think Charlie needs to come out of his shell a bit more."

"Were you shocked that Kris left?" asked Craig.

"No, he was my prediction for the evening," said Halfwit.

But there was no more time for small talk – Big Brother summoned Craig to the start line. "I hope you don't try too hard," laughed Halfwit.

"I'll take me time," replied Craig, "you need to eat."

Craig put in a respectable performance, before Halfwit dashed around the course, losing his shoes in the process.

"You're out of breath!" remarked Craig as Halfwit crossed the finish line in a similarly respectable time

"It's the adrenalin man!" said a panting Halfwit.