Xochiquetzal's ex is an arse thread

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XochiMember Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
oooh that last post was my 666 th one....probably comes with a curse

Oh, thanks DS! Now there's been enough chat about rabbits in the forum this week!

... the 666 is mine now, to use as I please in my Curse of Arse!

7/12/092:28 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by Mentalist:
Arse, I say again arse.

You've gone a bit Father Jack now Menty!

7/12/092:29 PM

Former Member

A big fat smelly arse with infected dangleberries!

7/12/092:33 PM

langsterMember

that sucks. What an arse indeed!

But at least you got a text, I just got ignored for a couple of weeks and had to figure it out for myself

Some people are just heartless and rude.

7/12/093:06 PM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
he is indeed a bit fat pimply arse!

worse than my arse even

Darth..
*Declines to ask if the above post is really true*

7/12/093:21 PM

BlackpudlianMember

I hope the arse is putrifying as I type!!!

7/13/096:57 AM

Sexy_KellyMember

He is such an arse i wish him to have tapeworms dangling out his arse!

7/13/097:00 AM

BlackpudlianMember

quote:
He is such an arse i wish him to have tapeworms dangling out his arse!

And hope it is bonfire night and the tapeworm is holding a roman candle.

7/13/098:27 AM

GelMember

quote:
Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
Awww! You guys!

Let me open the floor to other FMs who have ex arses too!

thank you, I have an ex arsehole too

7/13/098:29 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
They're all saggy, fat arses with malodorous anal skin tags.

.... which have a fishy whiff.
How dare he hurt Judith so?

7/13/098:31 AM

HeartacheMember

May his Haemoirroids never heal. The Arse.

7/13/098:32 AM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by moonie:
quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
he is indeed a bit fat pimply arse!

worse than my arse even

Darth..
*Declines to ask if the above post is really true*

well it's fat, not so much pimply lol

7/13/098:34 AM

The Devil In DiamanteMember

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
They're all saggy, fat arses with malodorous anal skin tags.

.... which have a fishy whiff.
How dare he hurt Judith so?

Yup! Me too!!!!

What is the collective name for a bunch of arseholes???

7/13/098:34 AM

BlackpudlianMember

quote:
What is the collective name for a bunch of arseholes???

An Incontinence of Arseholes, I believe.

7/13/098:42 AM

The Devil In DiamanteMember

quote:
Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
quote:
What is the collective name for a bunch of arseholes???

An Incontinence of Arseholes, I believe.

7/13/098:43 AM

DoraMember

I hope xochi is feeling a bit better today.

And THAT ARSE is not

7/13/098:46 AM

Kris Is BlissMember

I don't know you Xochiquetzal but sorry to hear it.

Lucky escape I say, the kind of 'man' who would do that, well, good riddance to bad rubbish imo.

7/13/098:48 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

He's an arse

7/13/098:48 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Arse over tit

, nobjockey

, dickweed

7/13/098:49 AM

Garage JoeMember

quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Arse over tit , nobjockey , dickweed .

We discovered a fab new term while you were away!
He is a dicknob.

7/13/098:50 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

quote:
Originally posted by Garage Joe:
quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Arse over tit , nobjockey , dickweed .

We discovered a fab new term while you were away!
He is a dicknob.

, both words combined together now that makes sense.

7/13/098:56 AM

MazzystarMember

He is a twunt!

7/13/098:57 AM

Former Member

PMSL at the insults here.

One of my sons favourite ones is 'cockmunch'

7/13/099:11 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

He is a Sconner

7/13/099:12 AM

MazzystarMember

Wassat?

7/13/099:13 AM

Former Member

Is a Sconner someone who eats scones?

As insults go it's a bit tame

7/13/099:15 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Is a Sconner someone who eats scones?

As insults go it's a bit tame

No Veggie, at school in our year us lads used to call it each other for a joke, it means you got no manly bits

7/13/099:17 AM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
quote:
Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Is a Sconner someone who eats scones?

As insults go it's a bit tame

No Veggie, at school in our year us lads used to call it each other for a joke, it means you got no manly bits .

Ahhhh
But does it mean you have girly bits then or no bits at all?
I need to know these things

7/13/099:21 AM

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