nice one


although i'm enjoying reading some of the comments more.....a lot of pouting men and some women joining in with such quips as...


......After a terrible tragedy, only one man left on earth. A normally unsuccessful man with women, he nervously enters a pub, in his best suit. He is greeted with cheers as all the women turn to greet him -each holding a pickle jar for him to open...

Personal favourites...


5 Eating up the elderly tub of coleslaw in the back of the fridge after an evening at the pub.

17 Helping to keep you fit and supple by generously leaving towels, socks and other items of personal attire dotted around the floor for you to pick up.

32 Doing lots of very important pointing and shouting.

46 Being able to wear the same pair of shoes for 25 years before buying a new pair.

95 Going up into the loft.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:


32 Doing lots of very important pointing and shouting.

as ably demonstrated by our own Freddy...where would we girls be without stuff like that to laugh at

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
nice one


although i'm enjoying reading some of the comments more.....a lot of pouting men and some women joining in with such quips as...


......After a terrible tragedy, only one man left on earth. A normally unsuccessful man with women, he nervously enters a pub, in his best suit. He is greeted with cheers as all the women turn to greet him -each holding a pickle jar for him to open...

I love all the grumpy comments from men.

25 Stocking the iPod with obscure (albeit largely unlistenable) punk music from the 1970s, even though he went to a nice grammar school and has never even owned a pair of DMs, let alone used them to stamp on a hippy’s head.

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
25 Stocking the iPod with obscure (albeit largely unlistenable) punk music from the 1970s, even though he went to a nice grammar school and has never even owned a pair of DMs, let alone used them to stamp on a hippy’s head.

I objected to that one..as i'm the one who has always done that in my relationships....but I did have the DMs too

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
25 Stocking the iPod with obscure (albeit largely unlistenable) punk music from the 1970s, even though he went to a nice grammar school and has never even owned a pair of DMs, let alone used them to stamp on a hippy’s head.

I objected to that one..as i'm the one who has always done that in my relationships....but I did have the DMs too

LMAO because it's the same in this house!

Dear lord, I've just read some of the comments

11 Lending you (often without knowing it) a razor.


Oh we know it WHEN IT TAKES HALF OUR FACE OFF

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
11 Lending you (often without knowing it) a razor.


Oh we know it WHEN IT TAKES HALF OUR FACE OFF

I'm sensing this is an issue in your house.

Telling you what's going to happen next during a film. Men know how much women enjoy these informative updates.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
Telling you what's going to happen next during a film. Men know how much women enjoy these informative updates.

Letting you know that Eastenders is predictable and boring and then happily watching an episode of the Simpsons for the 25th time.
I have been informed that this can be a little annoying.

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Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
11 Lending you (often without knowing it) a razor.


Oh we know it WHEN IT TAKES HALF OUR FACE OFF

I'm sensing this is an issue in your house.

lol not now has been though