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Originally posted by china:
is there a song called

'get the f*ck outta the house,youve hair like a poodle and a dick like a mouse'

if there is
i'll choose that one

quote:

Originally posted by china:
is there a song called

'get the f*ck outta the house,youve hair like a poodle and a dick like a mouse'

if there is
i'll choose that one

quote:

Originally posted by china:
is there a song called

'get the f*ck outta the house,youve hair like a poodle and a dick like a mouse'

if there is
i'll choose that one

quote:

Originally posted by china:
is there a song called

'get the f*ck outta the house,youve hair like a poodle and a dick like a mouse'

if there is
i'll choose that one

quote:

Originally posted by china:
is there a song called

'get the f*ck outta the house,youve hair like a poodle and a dick like a mouse'

if there is
i'll choose that one

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You're so vain?

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You're so vain?

Never understood that song. Cos if it aint about him who the hells it about? I could literally think about that for days.

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You're so vain?

Never understood that song. Cos if it aint about him who the hells it about? I could literally think about that for days.

Warren Beatty

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You're so vain?

Never understood that song. Cos if it aint about him who the hells it about? I could literally think about that for days.

Warren Beatty

Well, there ye are. Warren Beatty's so vain....hold on a sec.

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by shirehorse:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You're so vain?

Never understood that song. Cos if it aint about him who the hells it about? I could literally think about that for days.

Warren Beatty

Well, there ye are. Warren Beatty's so vain....hold on a sec. [/QUOTE

Its not...its Burt Bacharach!!

And the song is about him so he's quite right to think the song is about him.

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Originally posted by Towno :

Right, my song for Kris is:-


Hit the Road Jack... and don't you come back no more no more no more no more.

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Originally posted by Towno :
OOhhhh I can't wait to see if he really gets the boot tonight. I so hope so. I love it when the balance of power in the house shifts and this will certainly be good viewing to see him being evicted over four other housemates.

How will team Lisa spin this round to think they're still popular outside the house. Cue lots of befriending Freddy (tee hee).

Right, my song for Kris is:-


Hit the Road Jack... and don't you come back no more no more no more no more.

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by shirehorse:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by shirehorse:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
You're so vain?

Never understood that song. Cos if it aint about him who the hells it about? I could literally think about that for days.

Warren Beatty

Well, there ye are. Warren Beatty's so vain....hold on a sec. [/QUOTE

Its not...its Burt Bacharach!!

And the song is about him so he's quite right to think the song is about him.

Yes! Exactly! So her point was null and void.

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Originally posted by Scotty:

Croc really? I remember reading it was about Warren.

Probably in The Sun or something.

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My mother said,
that I never should,
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.

Their giggling talk,
I could never understand,
And that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why,

(Chorus)
I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And I'm always pulling my pud.

I was twenty five years old before I was kissed,
And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient,
You can't catch VD,
It's available at any time,
And it's absolutely free.

And that's why,

(Chorus)

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy,
I've wanked over Spain,
I've wanked in an omnibus,
I've even had a wank in a train.

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat,

And that's why,

(Chorus)

'Ere listen!

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I'm going blind.

(Chorus x6)

I'm a wanker!
I'm a wanker!
It does me good!
I'm a wanker!
I'm always pulling me pud!
I'm a wanker!
I'm a wanker!
[ The Winkers Song (Misprint) Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

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Originally posted by Big Brothers Big Scam:
the winkers song (misprint) - ivor biggun and the red nosed burglars.

you may not know the title but i'm sure you'll remember the song.

[URL=http://www.last.fm/music/Ivor+Biggun/_/The+Winker's+Song+(Misprint)]play it here .. play button is on the right of the page[/URL]

quote:

My mother said,
that I never should,
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.

Their giggling talk,
I could never understand,
And that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why,

(Chorus)
I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And I'm always pulling my pud.

I was twenty five years old before I was kissed,
And then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient,
You can't catch VD,
It's available at any time,
And it's absolutely free.

And that's why,

(Chorus)

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy,
I've wanked over Spain,
I've wanked in an omnibus,
I've even had a wank in a train.

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat,

And that's why,

(Chorus)

'Ere listen!

Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh so kind,
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water,
And I think I'm going blind.

(Chorus x6)

I'm a wanker!
I'm a wanker!
It does me good!
I'm a wanker!
I'm always pulling me pud!
I'm a wanker!
I'm a wanker!
[ The Winkers Song (Misprint) Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

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Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

Croc really? I remember reading it was about Warren.

Probably in The Sun or something.

It's a popular misconception that has been around as long as the song.

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Seriously guys listen to this song. Im sure you will agree its THE best song for Kris

Click click

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Seriously guys listen to this song. Im sure you will agree its THE best song for Kris

Click click

Kelly, that is brilliant!!!

I think we have our winner folks!

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Originally posted by boink:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Seriously guys listen to this song. Im sure you will agree its THE best song for Kris

Click click

Kelly, that is brilliant!!!
lmao
I think we have our winner folks!

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by boink:

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Originally posted by Scotty:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Seriously guys listen to this song. Im sure you will agree its THE best song for Kris

Click click

Kelly, that is brilliant!!!
lmao
I think we have our winner folks!

You`ve posted in the middle boink

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Seriously guys listen to this song. Im sure you will agree its THE best song for Kris

Click click