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Hmmmm what do u think?!?
Hmmmm what do u think?!?
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Fools!
She want's to forget the court case and start looking for an empty stable - dumb
Oh my word that sounds like something Makosi would have said its hard to believe that there are some folk that are that naive
Damn I should have used that excuse 
Maybe her Child will be the 2nd coming...the Imaculate Conception!!!
Gawd, some parents will believe anything!
Puts me in mind of that girl who had all the stars tattooed on her face, she eventually came clean, and if I was the Tattooist, I'd counter sue her!!
Gawd, some parents will believe anything!
Puts me in mind of that girl who had all the stars tattooed on her face, she eventually came clean, and if I was the Tattooist, I'd counter sue her!! quote:Originally posted by mozart:
its hard to believe that there are some folk that are that naive
quote:Oh my word that sounds like something Makosi would have said
Mind Makosi did find a very strange 'sperm' in the swimming pool...
I did hear that the water was particulary glutinous. 
quote:Maybe her Child will be the 2nd coming
Wow - you reckon she met two lads then....
So the daughter didn't meet any boys while on holiday....has she any idea of how long you can be pregnant without it showing in ANY way?
I'd love to hear the court case!
Well thats hilarious, there's always one isn't there?!
Did she? What was the truth then?quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Maybe her Child will be the 2nd coming...the Imaculate Conception!!!
Gawd, some parents will believe anything!
am still giggling!!
Riiiiight....
quote:So the daughter didn't MEAT any boys while on holiday
Well thats a new name for it ????
My God what solicitor even took her case.
quote:Did she? What was the truth then?
she admitted she'd asked for them, she panicked when her dad threw a fit and made up the story
Not sure if this is a typo or not....its too perfect!!!quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
So the daughter didn't meat any boys while on holiday.
Ooops!quote:Originally posted by rusticana:quote:So the daughter didn't MEAT any boys while on holiday
Well thats a new name for it ????
I've heard that the Dead Sea can have some effect.
quote:Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:Did she? What was the truth then?quote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Maybe her Child will be the 2nd coming...the Imaculate Conception!!!
Gawd, some parents will believe anything!
Yes she did! She was that scared of her Dads reaction she made the story that she fell to sleep up! Daft mare! She eventually told the truth!!! 
Deluded- under statement in the 2stC or what! 
Either it's the Catholic Church's teaching at its best or the mother is trying to embarrass the girl into telling the truth. You cannot get pregnant from sperm floating around in a swimming pool.
Just the headline ...... don't really need to read on do we .....
don't really need to read on do we ..... 
OMG!
Pregnancy ALWAYS starts with a breaststroke!
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I think, if she wins her lawsuit, I know where I'm going for my next holiday
happened to me in the bath 
FGS!! Spose she told her daughter she found her "under the gooseberry bush" too!
Spose she told her daughter she found her "under the gooseberry bush" too!